Help, I duct-taped myself to the wall again

[Archbob]

I didn't learn last time. Now, I completely duct-taped to the wall. Luckily the keyboard is duct-taped along with me. I like can't move except very little for typing, I'm completely stuck, what should I do?

 

[DaEezT]

mail for help

 

[Archbob]

How, I can't move. I can't get to a mailbox.

 

[DaEezT]

how could i forget that

 

[Karl Marx the Penguin]

don't use ductape next time. Using magic/scotch tape.

AS to your current situation:

Take a hint from the rodents, grind away the tape with your teeth.

If you must you can always yodel, that is sure to attract attention.

If you can move your jaw, soil yourself

In any case considering the fact that you are FALLEN ANGEL LORD

I assume you can count on some divine, or not so divine influence.

Or you could hopefully, eventually just fall.

How many rolls of duct tape did it take?

 

[G-Man]

"I kinda glued my self to.. eh... myself"
The promo for American pie 2

 

[Archbob]

My neck is duct-taped, can't reach the tape with teeth.

 

[DaEezT]

concentrate and use your mind to reduce your body temperature to ~100 K. Then you should be able to easily break free of the tape.

 

[joespaniel]

Why did the 'ducks' tape you to the wall?

I recomend e-mailing the ASPCA or the Department of Natural Resources.

 

[CornMaster]

How come I've read this same post several times...in several forums??? It's pretty lame. And spammy.....case closed.

If it's a joke...move it over the the humor section. Not the OT.