Holy Church of the Great Doughnut

[Octavian X]

Listen, O sons and daughters of Fanatika, for I have a message. THE GREAT DOUGHNUT GOD is ready to establish his earthly Church for His chosen, the peoples of Fanatika. Come, follow the ways of the Doughnut God.

Make friends with those who are friendly. Subjugate those who wish to subjugate. Conquer those who stand in your way. All peoples of the world are equal, so if they be either friends or enemies, deal with them justly, and with mercy.

Come, follow the ways of the Great Doughnut God!

 

[Zarn]

As Lord Master of the Jedi Knights, I see this bagel, or crossiant god, or something like that religion as a direct violation of the sacred Jedi Order. (No need to worry everyone. It's just roleplay I wanted someone to have opposing religion.)

 

[Octavian X]

We of the Holy Church of the Great Doughnut do not wish conflict with the Jedi Council. We preach global harmony, regardless of creed, through doughnuts. Now, let us share a Doughnut of Friendship.

Either way, you're wrong

 

[Zarn]

If I were you, I wouldn't eat my god. One can't worship something that is biten.

 

[Octavian X]

Each time one does eat a doughnut, the spirit that the Great Doughnut God places in each one of these tasty fried pastries is transferred onto you.

Think of it as praying.

 

[Obssesed Nuker]

:groans: This guy has been watching too much simpsoms

 

[Octavian X]

Fanatika, why do you neglect the GREAT DOUGHNUT GOD? Come to Him, lest He forsake you in your time of need. Worst yet, do not let Him become vegenful, or for you may want to wish you weren't born...

Summed up, BUMP.

 

[Cyc]

Ah, here it is. I have a quarter of beef in my cart that I wish to donate to your church. I will not age it any longer and the demand has slackened. Please share it with your followers. I shall return for the shroud.

 

[Octavian X]

The Church thanks you for your generous donation. The GREAT DOUGHNUT GOD shall remember your generosity! May his blessings ever be upon you!

 

[Great Iguanaman]

Im just happy your avatars back!!

The Great Iguanaman

 

[BCLG100]

i think it was because of THE GREAT DOUGHNUT GOD that it came back does it know where it went?

 

[Octavian X]

Actually, my avatar was part of a failed brilliant plan...