Fredgerd
Warlord
I live on a continents map.
How are you related to CiV?
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ollethegreat
Warlord
i live in the 20th city on the swedish city list 
its weird its the second bigest city in sweden and it has the bigest harbor in scandinavia
its weird its the second bigest city in sweden and it has the bigest harbor in scandinavia
killmeplease
Mk Z on Steam
my mom is cossack (no joke)
Socratatus
Emperor
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How i`m related to Civ 5?
It`s a long story, but i`ll keep it brief...
I was on on holiday to the US when I met a lovely young and fresh lady. She was really pretty and a joy to be with. She told me her name was Miss Civ. Strange name I thought, but never mind. She was a tad unusual being obsessed with phalanx`s and unit stacking and Leaders of the world and she always seemed to think spears could beat tanks in war. I told her I preferred 1 unit per hex and realistic leaders, but she wasn`t sure about that. Oh, yes, her obsession with Steam- cleaning, Steam baths, even Steam trains was annoying. Anyway she was a lovely person with a never ending energy.
Well, one thing led to another, passions flared, but eventually my holiday was over and I returned home. A few years later I got a message from Miss Civ that she`d had a baby that was just like me, kinda, but it had to be secret- She was already married to Firaxis -the world could never know about us. She named it Civ 5.
So I guess I`m Civ5`s secret father
It`s a long story, but i`ll keep it brief...
I was on on holiday to the US when I met a lovely young and fresh lady. She was really pretty and a joy to be with. She told me her name was Miss Civ. Strange name I thought, but never mind. She was a tad unusual being obsessed with phalanx`s and unit stacking and Leaders of the world and she always seemed to think spears could beat tanks in war. I told her I preferred 1 unit per hex and realistic leaders, but she wasn`t sure about that. Oh, yes, her obsession with Steam- cleaning, Steam baths, even Steam trains was annoying. Anyway she was a lovely person with a never ending energy.
Well, one thing led to another, passions flared, but eventually my holiday was over and I returned home. A few years later I got a message from Miss Civ that she`d had a baby that was just like me, kinda, but it had to be secret- She was already married to Firaxis -the world could never know about us. She named it Civ 5.
So I guess I`m Civ5`s secret father
