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Hi guy/gals
MY pastor read this over the pulpit last Sunday and then I got a copy of it
How many Christians does it take to change a Light Bulb?
Charismatics: only one, their hands are already in the air
Roman Catholics: none, they use candles
(this is the one I go to) Pentecostals: Ten One to change the light bulb, and nine to pray out the spirit of darkness
Presbyterians: none, God has predestined when the lights will be on and off
Episcopalians: eight, one to call the electrician, and seven to say how much better they liked the old bulb
Mormons: five, one man to change the light bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it
Unitarians: we choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the light bulb. However, if you have found in your own journey that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb and present it next month at our annual 1 lightbulb Sunday service which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incadescent, fluroescent, three way, long life, and tinted, all of which are equally vaild paths to luminescence
Baptists: at least fifteen, one to change the light bulb, and two or three committees to approve the change. Oh and don't forget the casserole
Lutherans: none, lutherans don't believe in change
Methodists: a whole congregation, one to change the light bulb, and the rest of the congregation to be sure that he dosen't backslide
t92300
MY pastor read this over the pulpit last Sunday and then I got a copy of it
How many Christians does it take to change a Light Bulb?
Charismatics: only one, their hands are already in the air
Roman Catholics: none, they use candles
(this is the one I go to) Pentecostals: Ten One to change the light bulb, and nine to pray out the spirit of darkness
Presbyterians: none, God has predestined when the lights will be on and off
Episcopalians: eight, one to call the electrician, and seven to say how much better they liked the old bulb
Mormons: five, one man to change the light bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it
Unitarians: we choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the light bulb. However, if you have found in your own journey that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb and present it next month at our annual 1 lightbulb Sunday service which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incadescent, fluroescent, three way, long life, and tinted, all of which are equally vaild paths to luminescence
Baptists: at least fifteen, one to change the light bulb, and two or three committees to approve the change. Oh and don't forget the casserole
Lutherans: none, lutherans don't believe in change
Methodists: a whole congregation, one to change the light bulb, and the rest of the congregation to be sure that he dosen't backslide
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