How many monkeys....

Lord Draegon · Dec 10, 2003

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? :confused:

Souron · Dec 10, 2003

Why would a monkey screw in a lightbulb?

SuperBeaverInc. · Dec 10, 2003

0- Monkeys don't use lightbulbs, making it difficult to change a lightbulb.

Perfection · Dec 11, 2003

A barrelful!

allhailIndia · Dec 11, 2003

Warning: Sick humour :eek:

Nice folk may skip

Only one but it has to be very horny to do so

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Loaf Warden · Dec 11, 2003

None, they're too big. But two mice could screw in a lightbulb quite easily. :lol:

stratego · Dec 11, 2003

Hahaha.

This is my 300th post. Now I get to change my avatar

NaZ · Dec 11, 2003

SPAM SPAM SPAM. Mr. Gloater anyways,

NaZ · Dec 11, 2003

It would take two, one to make a hole and the other to screw

The Person · Dec 12, 2003

Just 1 monkey, but a lot of people to learn the monkey how to screw it in.

Amenhotep7 · Dec 12, 2003

6-5 to throw their collective feces on it and one to smash it and end all the fun! :lol:

Eastern Knight · Dec 13, 2003

0, monkeys don't use lightbulbs and monkeys don't need lightbulbs. Period.

cgannon64 · Dec 13, 2003

1, to eat the lightbulb and die.