How many nations does it take to have a WW?

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

How many nations does it take to get a World War?




7!

The Germans to start it, run over almost everyone, then fall back.... back..... back...... and finally loose.

The French to fall over dead right away, then have others help them out, then claim victory.

The Italians to try it a little from one side, then a little from the other.

The Brits to 'nevah surrendah!'
The Russians to wait for winter to come, then kick hard.

The Americans to come in late, finish it all up and get all the praise.







And the Swiss to sit tight in the middle, make a good living from it - and pretend it never happened!





Disclaimer: this is a joke - nothing more!

 

[MrPresident]

It only takes one nation to have a world war.

The Americans to come in late, finish it all up and get all the praise.

Americans get all the praise? You are right this is a joke.

 

[Dark Ascendant]

Originally posted by Lt. 'Killer' M.
How many nations does it take to get a World War?




7!

The Germans to start it, run over almost everyone, then fall back.... back..... back...... and finally loose.

The French to fall over dead right away, then have others help them out, then claim victory.

The Italians to try it a little from one side, then a little from the other.

The Brits to 'nevah surrendah!'
The Russians to wait for winter to come, then kick hard.

The Americans to come in late, finish it all up and get all the praise.







And the Swiss to sit tight in the middle, make a good living from it - and pretend it never happened!





Disclaimer: this is a joke - nothing more!

Hmm, Pacific Theater?

 

[Furry Spatula]

guys this isn't the OT, its a funny joke, stop over analyzing it.

 

[Dell19]

Originally posted by Dark Ascendant


Hmm, Pacific Theater?

But he said WW. So this is probably a reference to both WWs and the countries had to be in both to qualify...

 

[MrPresident]

guys this isn't the OT, its a funny joke, stop over analyzing it.

Strange how no one ever complains about under analyzing a joke.

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Come on folks, it's a joke!

And go and try to find something that Japan did in both wars... or Australia...... of China......

 

[Portuguese]

And Portugal?!?
If Swiss is, why not ?

Oh and about it...

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Portuguese: I think this is one of the tings that just 'get loose' in the net....


whereevery the things came from - they are hilarious

 

[joespaniel]

Dont forget CANADA!

 

[.:KNAS:.]

Originally posted by joespaniel
Dont forget CANADA!

haha that must be the funniest thing ive read for a month atleast!

 

[SoRHunter]

 

[handyandy]

 

[Daaraa]

That article was funny.

 

[Chieftess]

Definately funny.

Hey Daaraa, long time no see!

 

[Daaraa]

Yeah, I'm back. Sort of.

Life for me has changed a lot since mid-september so I try to frequent the Humour and Jokes section for some laughs.

Thanks and congrats ( I think ) on becoming a mod.