How not to disguise yourself when robbing a liquor store

[DBear]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293208,00.html

ASHLAND, Ky. — Laughter might be unexpected in a liquor store where a robbery just occurred.

But that's how employees responded to the "Duct Tape Bandit" who hit Shamrock Liquors in Ashland and fled nearly empty handed.

A man who had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity walked into the store last Friday, Ashland police said.

Store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing, according to a report by WSAZ-TV in Huntington, W.Va.

Store employee Craig Miller said he chased the man to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke position until police arrived, the station reported. An unidentified customer also helped, police said.

How's he going to get the tape off? OWOWOWOWOW!

 

[Godwynn]

That is how they should disguise themselves. That should slow down crime a bit.

 

[Masquerouge]

I guess Drugstore robberies is evolution's answer to cull stupid evil guys in our societies.

 

[The Yankee]

Now they just need a shirt that has this fearsome, robbertastic emblem on it:

Before I get my rear handed to me, it is not to imply that the above three posters are stupid!

 

[FireyFly]

I saw that in the Swedish newspaper. :O

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

What a moron. Still, it's not quite as dumb as the guy who tried to rob a gun store...

 

[FriendlyFire]

What about that idiot that used a cardbox (ala Solid snake) to rob a store then in the most stupid move continue to drive the get away car with the box over hes head. he was peering though the gap in the side (idiot didnt even cut two holes for hes eye) the police racing to the store spotted him and quickly caught him.