I had this idea around a decade ago and never got around to posting it, but now I want to post it. Basically, it goes through the lyrics of Weird Al Yankovic's song "White and Nerdy", a parody of Chamillionaire's song "Ridin'". For each part of the song, give yourself one point if you fully align with the lyric, and 3/4, 1/2, or 1/4 point if you feel you partially align with it. You can elaborate more on how you align with it in the comments. This scoring is subjective and not meant to be taken seriously. But you can compete to see who's the whitest and nerdiest of CFC!
Mow your front lawn
First in class
At MIT
Champion at D&D
Escher is favorite MC
Earl grey tea
Stationary rims
Cherry action figures
Stephen Hawking in library
Pimped out MySpace
People begging for Top 8 spaces
Know pi to 1000 places
No grills
Still wear braces
Order all sandwiches with mayonnaise
Whiz at Minesweeper
Number one at Pascal
Vector calculus just for fun
Don’t have a gat
Have a soldering gun
Happy Days is favorite theme song
Could kick butt in a game of ping pong
Ace any trivia quiz you bring on
Fluent in JavaScript
As well as Klingon
Roll on a Segway
X-Men comics
Pocket protector
Ergonomic keyboard
Shopping online for deals on writeable media
Edit Wikipedia
Memorized Holy Grail
Business doing websites
Homepage for dog
Got a fanny pack
From the gap
Nights popping bubble wrap
Nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
AV club
Glee club
Chess team
Only hard question do you like Kirk or Picard
Weekend at the Renaissance fair
Name on underwear
Total points: 11 1/4
