Hypothetical Darwin Award Strategies

[lutzj]

First, go to The Darwin Awards to find out what they are.

The idea of this thread is that people will come up with potential ways to win this prestigious award.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

You don't "come up" with ideas to win Darwins, they just happen.

 

[obliterate]

Have someone chuck me a medicine ball while working on the roof of a tall building.

 

[Veritass]

Step 1: consume large quantities of cheap, redneck beer to kill common sense.
Step 2: concoct ridiculous idea that never would have surfaced if sober.
Step 3: Shout, "Hey, y'all! Watch this!"

You may already be a winner.

 

[lutzj]

You don't "come up" with ideas to win Darwins, they just happen.

No, I meant ways for normal people to win


I would "warm" my aerosol can over the stove. No! In the microwave!

 

[aaglo]

This has darwin award written all over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhp-ZylLYjM

 

[trader/warrior]

I nominate this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCXmYMPEAlc "The Ultimate Suicide"
Although maybe it doesn't count since its a suicide and not an accident (and the fact that its fake of course). Quite brilliantly made though. BTW don't be scared off by the Norwegian speaking, read the damn subtitles .