Joke Thread

[Swiss Bezerker]

What's Black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun Falling down the stairs.

Whats black and white and smiling?

The nun who pushed her.




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[Stylesjl]

Knock Knock

Who theres?

Little old lady

Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

 

[YNCS]

Q. What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?

A. Grapes are purple.

Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

A. Here come the elephants!

Q. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?

A. Here come the grapes! (Jane was colorblind.)

 

[Bartleby]

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?

--nothing, it just gave a little whine

 

[Kejixu]

How did the elephant get on top of a tree??

-- it sat on an acorn and waited

 

[The Person]

More elephant jokes:

Q: Why do elephants wear sunglasses?
A: They don't want to be recognised.

Q: How do you put an elephant into your refrigerator?
A: You open the door, put in the elephant and close the door.

Q: How do you get a kangaroo into your refrigerator?
A: You open the door, take out the elephant, put in the kangaroo and close the door.

Q: Who would win in a running contest between the elephant and the kangaroo?
A: The elephant. The kangaroo is in your refrigerator, remember?

 

[Kejixu]

Knock Knock

Who's there

Ya

Ya Who?

I never knew you were a cowboy.

 

[Afgnwrlrd]

What's black and white and can't go through a door sideways?
A nun with a javalin through her head.

How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
Paint it's toenails red.

How did tarzan die?
Picking Cherries.