Zardnaar
Deity
As the title says. Post your jokes. Heres a few.
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of German tourists.
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women And here we go...
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you ' re on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend ' s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn ' t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn ' t take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn ' t ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn ' t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of German tourists.
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women And here we go...
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you ' re on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend ' s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn ' t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn ' t take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn ' t ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn ' t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
