Joke

[SunTzu]

Elevators always smell different to midgets

It cracked me up when i heard it

 

[stellar converter]

i have a midget at my school.

one of my friends saw her eating candy once, and he thought it would be funny to say:

what do you get
if you guzzle down
sweets
eating as much
as and elephant
eats

 

[Az]

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[xeven_god_of_helsibahr]

Hey, I got jokes! Here they is:

Did you here China sent the U.S. 2000 cases of Viagra? Do you want to know why?

'Cuase they heard we couldn't get an Election!


What did the blonde get on her test?

Nail Pollish.


What do you call two lesbos in a boat?

FUR TRADERS!

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[stellar converter]

to go along with the viagra thing:

did you hear bob dole was doing some commercials for the GOP after the presidential election?

yeah, they were on electile dysfunction!!!

 

[Mongol Horde]

I got one:

Q: What has two legs and bleeds?

A: Half a dog

 

[Admiral]

Why can't blondes count up to seventy?


Because 69's a bit of a mouthful!

 

[scorch]

this asian is in a bank argueeing with the bank teller,
he goes "how come my bruda get loan thes mornung at tree per**** intrest, and now i get it at frive percent"
and the teller goes, "flucations"
and the asian goes "well fluck you yankees too!"

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[Admiral]

What did the blonde's left leg say to the blonde's right leg?


Nothing, they have never met!

 

[scorch]

hahahahahahaha!