Kefka's Mildly amusing stories!

[Kefka]

The Fukarwe is and old tribe that lived in the mid west long before the US existed, they are a rich and diverse people full of many tales, one of the most widely known tale was from when the Fukarwe tribe was breifly a nomadic people. They followed there cheif. His name was Chief Wandering spirt because he led his people great distances across all of what is now present day Colorado and Kansas.The Fukarwe were originally from behond the Great mountains but war with neiboring tribes caused them to move away in search of better land. He lead them over the great mountains though much forest and into the vally of no hills. The Fukarwe Tribe followed him everywhere and never questioned his sense of directon, but one day they had met another tribe, Chief Wandering spirt was anxious to meet with the elder of these new people, perhaps they would be better Allies than there former neigbers were.
Cheif Wandering spirt soon met with the other tribes leader and the first thing that Cheif Wandering spirt asked was "Where the **** are we?"
and that is how the Fukarwe people got there name.



Thank you this has been a Kefka story

 

[china444]

Wow kefka......you need a life ........


'Moron'-philip

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by china444
Wow kefka......you need a life ........


'Moron'-philip

Well thats the reason this thread wasen't updated for about a year Moron.

so please don't spam up my thread with Insults to me.
If you don't like it don't read it!

 

[china444]

i was quoting philip...

hence the ' and ', and the -philip.

'Moron'-china444

 

[puglover]

Kefka. They are mildly amusing to me. Maybe I'm crazy. :crazyeyes:

 

[Rout]

Whoo Kefka returns!!!!

Waits impatietly for more stories

 

[Bacon King]

These are pretty funny

 

[Dell19]

Originally posted by Rout
Whoo Kefka returns!!!!

Waits impatietly for more stories

Yes and this means that I have to comment on this new story...

...um...

...very nice, now what happened to all the other stories that have failed to appear in the last year?

 

[MajorGeneral2]

He's probably been coming up with more material. I've actually enjoyed this long bit of stupidity. Oh, and you should definately compile these stories and more into a book, Kefka.

 

[Kefka]

There is this pub in downtown chicago that Paul went to every night because he would always see the most Impresive thing. There was always one man who would come in, take three shots of wiskey and jump out the window. Paul along with everyone in the pub would rush over too the window and see the man fall, slow down in mid air and then land safely. Paul watched this every night for three years untill one day he finally went up to this man after his shots of wiskey and asked him "How do you always jump out that widow each night and never get hurt?" .
The guy says "well if you look out that window there is a vent *hic* on the ground".
Paul looks out the window as the man was speaking and sure enough there was a vent there "and if you hit that vent right" the man continues "then the air pushes you enough to land safely, you really ought to try it".
Paul figures well since this guy jumps each night and always lands safely then I guess he must be telling the truth.
Paul aproches the window, the barkeep looks over at paul and yells at him not to do it "HEY WAIT DON'T THERES SOMETHI.....
just then Paul jumps, everybody runs over to the window and watches Paul as he speeds towards the ground and SMACK!
Everyone stands there silently until the barkeep looks over at that man who does it each night and says "you know Superman... you can be a real jerk when your drunk".




Thank you this has been a Kefka story.

 

[cgannon64]

Heh.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

I saw that one someplace else. But its still funny.

 

[Smaasnekje]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh... Superman eh? Well, it was somewhat amusing...

 

[Lord Draegon]

Please post more stories

 

[aneeshm]

More , we want moooooooooore stories .

 

[Kefka]

I had way too much time at work and I came up with this expanded wood chuck tongue twister. can anyone beside's me say it fast?

How much wood whould a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, but should a woodchuck chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck?
No... A wood chuck should chuck as much wood as a woodchuck should and not as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck did chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck then the other woodchucks couldn't chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck and there wouldn't be enough wood for all the woodchuck to chuck.
A woodchuck should chuck as much wood as a woodchuck should and no more than the wood chuck should if that woodchuck could chuck wood that is.

 

[puglover]

Laugh out loud!

 

[Rout]

Argh!
Tongue twister? Eye twister too!

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Wow that is hard

 

[Hygro]

I had trouble just saying it in my head.