65 things to do in an airplane.

75. Defecate in the small lavatory washing basin ;)
 
76: Be Arab-looking and start talking in an Arab-sounding language. (I can do that, even though I'm Pakistani and speak Urdu, which IIRC isn't very Arabic, more Indian in origin)
 
77.When they give u ur meal shout out "I SAID VEGETARIAN FOOD" and start crying and laying on the floor and hit your head continuously while rocking back and forth.
 
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