Manila halts real version of "Snakes on a Plane"

[Bozo Erectus]

...thereby spraying the lizard with talcum powder, neatly doing up the diaper and giving it a sweet little peck on the lips. Only to have her head bitten off right afterwards.

Yeah but not right away, theres all sorts of little bits of business that can happen with the 'baby' before it finally bites her head off

 

[Rambuchan]

Yeah but not right away, theres all sorts of little bits of business that can happen with the 'baby' before it finally bites her head off

Oh, go ahead and spoil some for me. What did you have in mind?

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Oh, go ahead and spoil some for me. What did you have in mind?

Well, maybe the husband doesnt notice either. The only one that notices is her other kid, who keeps narrowly escaping being eaten by it and trying to tell her its a reptile, but she just thinks he's jealous of his little brother. Meanwhile, the reptile keeps doing weird stuff, like catching flies with its tongue, and other reptiley things like that while the mother remains completely oblivous. Thats the best I can come up with on an empty stomach and no caffeine.

 

[Rambuchan]

Well, maybe the husband doesnt notice either. The only one that notices is her other kid, who keeps narrowly escaping being eaten by it and trying to tell her its a reptile, but she just thinks he's jealous of his little brother. Meanwhile, the reptile keeps doing weird stuff, like catching flies with its tongue, and other reptiley things like that while the mother remains completely oblivous. Thats the best I can come up with on an empty stomach and no caffeine.

Don't forget the poorly sighted granny in the next seat, who sees the cutesy bonnet and ribbon, and keeps tickling "the baby" under the chin, narrowly missing the crunching bite of the lizard around her boney fingers (for some hitherto unmentioned reasons, that's your cue mate).