Emp.Napoleon
SUPER EMP!
This was in CFC's mailbox:
Behold, oh lowly peasants of the barbarian kingdom of Fanatica:
In all her splendour and infinite wisdom, the magnificent leader Miffy the Iffy, on
behalf of the glorious nation of the Killer Wabbits, has decided, in concordance
with her highly esteemed and respected friends and allies, Micco of Catagonia and
D.Pedro II of Brazucas, to finally impose an end on the festering patch of treachery
and evil in that part of the world that is currently known as Fanatica. Recent,
undeniably accurate, intelligence indicates CFC posesses Weapons of Mass Destruction
in quantities that are, by the standards of the civilized world, considered to be
dangerous to the worlds'stability if they were to remain in the hands of the lowly
peasants of the barbarian kingdom of Fanatica. Do not bother to deny these claims as
they are backed by 100% accurate intelligence, as defined by current modern world
standards set in recent years. If however, the lowly peasants of the barbarian
kingdom of Fanatica were to surrender all WMD to the joint custody of the gallant
peoples of the Brazucan, Catagonian and Killer Wabbits empires, there would be no
pressing reason for the extermination of the lowly peasants of the barbarian kingdom
of Fanatica and the aforementioned lowly peasants would be allowed to live out their
lives in the approprate social station that the Gods of our beloved world had
originally planned out for them: servants to the better peoples of the world.
Fueled by the treacherous and unprovoked attack on the noble Brazucan Empire, and
enraged by the outrageous exclamations of the self-proclaimed mastermind of this
tyrany-driven and unprovoked offensive, CFC's ambassador to CDZ and CGN, the
"brilliant" diplomat known as "K" (whom we, by the way, graciously thank for the
entertainment he provided these last few weeks), let it be known to all that the
Wabble people will fight side by side with their Catagonian and Brazucan brothers,
with unparalleled tenacity to ensure the demise of this enemy of the free world.
Those who resist will be swept aside with a power surpassed only by the Holy
Handgrenade of Antioch itself, all other will be ensured a fair trial before the
mighty Killer Rabbit at the Cave of Caerbannog, who will impose such a treatment on
the bloody peasants that you are as will be regarded appropriate.
Should the current turn of events be a great surprise to the lowly peasants of the
plague-like infestation that is know as the nation of Fanatica, that is as it was
intended, as we are the Wabble people and NOBODY expects the Killer Wabbits
Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency....
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to the poppy...
Our four... no...
Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...
are such elements as fear, surprise... We'll come in again.
Signed,
The Killer Wabbits
Behold, oh lowly peasants of the barbarian kingdom of Fanatica:
In all her splendour and infinite wisdom, the magnificent leader Miffy the Iffy, on
behalf of the glorious nation of the Killer Wabbits, has decided, in concordance
with her highly esteemed and respected friends and allies, Micco of Catagonia and
D.Pedro II of Brazucas, to finally impose an end on the festering patch of treachery
and evil in that part of the world that is currently known as Fanatica. Recent,
undeniably accurate, intelligence indicates CFC posesses Weapons of Mass Destruction
in quantities that are, by the standards of the civilized world, considered to be
dangerous to the worlds'stability if they were to remain in the hands of the lowly
peasants of the barbarian kingdom of Fanatica. Do not bother to deny these claims as
they are backed by 100% accurate intelligence, as defined by current modern world
standards set in recent years. If however, the lowly peasants of the barbarian
kingdom of Fanatica were to surrender all WMD to the joint custody of the gallant
peoples of the Brazucan, Catagonian and Killer Wabbits empires, there would be no
pressing reason for the extermination of the lowly peasants of the barbarian kingdom
of Fanatica and the aforementioned lowly peasants would be allowed to live out their
lives in the approprate social station that the Gods of our beloved world had
originally planned out for them: servants to the better peoples of the world.
Fueled by the treacherous and unprovoked attack on the noble Brazucan Empire, and
enraged by the outrageous exclamations of the self-proclaimed mastermind of this
tyrany-driven and unprovoked offensive, CFC's ambassador to CDZ and CGN, the
"brilliant" diplomat known as "K" (whom we, by the way, graciously thank for the
entertainment he provided these last few weeks), let it be known to all that the
Wabble people will fight side by side with their Catagonian and Brazucan brothers,
with unparalleled tenacity to ensure the demise of this enemy of the free world.
Those who resist will be swept aside with a power surpassed only by the Holy
Handgrenade of Antioch itself, all other will be ensured a fair trial before the
mighty Killer Rabbit at the Cave of Caerbannog, who will impose such a treatment on
the bloody peasants that you are as will be regarded appropriate.
Should the current turn of events be a great surprise to the lowly peasants of the
plague-like infestation that is know as the nation of Fanatica, that is as it was
intended, as we are the Wabble people and NOBODY expects the Killer Wabbits
Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency....
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to the poppy...
Our four... no...
Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...
are such elements as fear, surprise... We'll come in again.
Signed,
The Killer Wabbits
