Gresharas
Rabbit of Caerbannog
Hi everyone!
As in the best traditions, I'm a long-time lurker delurked. I enjoyed the mods and the pre-made maps, and read some tips here and there for... well, a very long time.
Lately I've started reading the Stories and Tales section and found myself enthralled by the idea of writing something of mine. Since I had already written a couple of reports years ago for an Italian civ4 forum [vanilla], I hope it will - at least - be readable.
I will hopefully post a new update daily, maybe more. Since I liked the idea, used in some other stories, of reader’s iteration in choices, I might sometime give you options - or ask for free advices. Comments are most welcome and criticism as well - but please explain why my move, or writing style, or socks colour sucks
Oh, and please keep in mind that English is not my mother language, so...
Let's start!
SETTINGS:
Legends of Revolution MOD [see mod section for more info]
-- ranged bombardment disabled
-- all civ. start as a minor civ.
-- some minor HUD adjustment
Huge map [see in-tale description]
Civilization of choice: Roman Empire
Difficulty: Prince
30 CIVS
-- civs favour aggression over diplo
-- all civs know eachother from start
-- they are all at war and cannot speak until "Writing"
-- no barbarians
No random events
No Tech brokering
Victory conditions:
-- all but Time
-- LoR special 80% religious victory
Introduction
Something Went Wrong
In the beginning the universe was a mess. Some religions will say that it was chaos, and darkness, but since we do not have [yet] discovered any religion at all, we just say that such hypothetical place was pretty much like a student house after a big party - one with A LOT of strong beverages.
And all of sudden, it happened: in darkness, there was a big commotion. Pretty much like when a god-like being walk on the tail of a cat-like being and somewhere a dog-like being start barking very loud.
So great was the confusion that someone said, with a not-so-much-divine voice but certainly with a lot of exasperation: "Be the Light!"
And - after a while - someone finally turned the damned light on for good.
...
The light was bright, and the god-like owner of this roo... I meant, universe... looked around. For one, there was a cat-like being looking down on a dog-like being from a very tall mensula. Which seemed logical to the god-like being, since he knows that the Great Cat was a too important and too superior being to run AFTER the dog-like undergod, and in the same time too lazy to run FROM it for a long time.
More disturbingly was the Great Cthulhu. He was so ancient that nobody really remembered WHEN or WHO invited him at the party, but he was, in fact, eating Cultist Crisps on the sofa with his new something-like girlfriend. But then again once one become used to the unnatural number of tentacles in unnatural positions, it became somewhat natural and thus normal.
It was then that terror struck him like a thousand hypothetical bells in the head.
His beautiful real-world puzzle-replica [god-like limited edition, with true water] was in shatters. Continents were mixed up. Islands were thrown in all the wrong direction. And there were pieces of both American sub-continents on the sofa. Very few pieces, in fact. Horribly few.
Our god-like owner of the universe took the replica and with a loud "sigh" put it in the closet. And the human struggle to civilization begun.
As in the best traditions, I'm a long-time lurker delurked. I enjoyed the mods and the pre-made maps, and read some tips here and there for... well, a very long time.
Lately I've started reading the Stories and Tales section and found myself enthralled by the idea of writing something of mine. Since I had already written a couple of reports years ago for an Italian civ4 forum [vanilla], I hope it will - at least - be readable.
I will hopefully post a new update daily, maybe more. Since I liked the idea, used in some other stories, of reader’s iteration in choices, I might sometime give you options - or ask for free advices. Comments are most welcome and criticism as well - but please explain why my move, or writing style, or socks colour sucks

Oh, and please keep in mind that English is not my mother language, so...

Let's start!
SETTINGS:
Legends of Revolution MOD [see mod section for more info]
-- ranged bombardment disabled
-- all civ. start as a minor civ.
-- some minor HUD adjustment
Huge map [see in-tale description]
Civilization of choice: Roman Empire
Difficulty: Prince
30 CIVS
-- civs favour aggression over diplo
-- all civs know eachother from start
-- they are all at war and cannot speak until "Writing"
-- no barbarians
No random events
No Tech brokering
Victory conditions:
-- all but Time
-- LoR special 80% religious victory
Introduction
Something Went Wrong
In the beginning the universe was a mess. Some religions will say that it was chaos, and darkness, but since we do not have [yet] discovered any religion at all, we just say that such hypothetical place was pretty much like a student house after a big party - one with A LOT of strong beverages.
And all of sudden, it happened: in darkness, there was a big commotion. Pretty much like when a god-like being walk on the tail of a cat-like being and somewhere a dog-like being start barking very loud.
So great was the confusion that someone said, with a not-so-much-divine voice but certainly with a lot of exasperation: "Be the Light!"
And - after a while - someone finally turned the damned light on for good.
...
The light was bright, and the god-like owner of this roo... I meant, universe... looked around. For one, there was a cat-like being looking down on a dog-like being from a very tall mensula. Which seemed logical to the god-like being, since he knows that the Great Cat was a too important and too superior being to run AFTER the dog-like undergod, and in the same time too lazy to run FROM it for a long time.
More disturbingly was the Great Cthulhu. He was so ancient that nobody really remembered WHEN or WHO invited him at the party, but he was, in fact, eating Cultist Crisps on the sofa with his new something-like girlfriend. But then again once one become used to the unnatural number of tentacles in unnatural positions, it became somewhat natural and thus normal.
It was then that terror struck him like a thousand hypothetical bells in the head.
His beautiful real-world puzzle-replica [god-like limited edition, with true water] was in shatters. Continents were mixed up. Islands were thrown in all the wrong direction. And there were pieces of both American sub-continents on the sofa. Very few pieces, in fact. Horribly few.
Our god-like owner of the universe took the replica and with a loud "sigh" put it in the closet. And the human struggle to civilization begun.