Monkey Island Insult Bash

[heliogabalus]

I invite all of you fellow gamers to a relaxing and mind-boggling bout of word-fighting in the footsteps of Guybrush Threepwood.

I'll start with an insult and whoever feels adressed can counter and then offer an insult of his or her own, which will then be answered by another person and amended with a new insult, which will be answered by yet another person... You get the drift.

I don't want to create the impression that I have them all memorised, so I'll declare my sources:

http://www.scummbar.com/games/hints/index.php?in=1&sub=2

Now then:

You make me want to puke.

 

[napoleon526]

You make me think somebody already did.

 

[Immortal]

I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.

 

[heliogabalus]

Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Take THAT:

You are a pain in the backside, Sir!

 

[Kazin]

Heliogabalus, you like everything from the backside,dont you?

Next

 

[Immortal]

Wow Kazin, you completely missed the point of this thread.

Next...

 

[cgannon64]

Your hemmoroids are flaring up again, eh?

Forgot the new insult:

You fight like a dairy farmer.

 

[heliogabalus]

Ho hum! Such strong words!

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

And I challenge thee:

My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!

 

[heliogabalus]

I think Kazin was trying to be innovative, to find retorts of his own. Somehow his comeback strikes me as being inferior to the "tried and tested" one, though. But keep trying, Kazin!

(Honestly, well-thought out new insults and reactions seem like a good thing to me. The mods just have to have a close look at the purpose of the thread, that it is a Monkey Island Insult Bash and not any ordinary cyberspace brawl. There won't be a problem provided they do so.)

Does anybody know whether there is a similar fight system in MI 2-4? Despite having played MI 2 I have forgotten. And I have never looked into MI 3 or 4. Can you recommend them?

 

[puglover]

I'll take a shot at this thread. However stupid it is.

Originally posted by heliogabalus
My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!

So you forgot to clean the floor AGAIN? *snaps fingers* Get to work!

My brass knuckles will meet your skull!

 

[heliogabalus]

*panicky*

I have no idea how to react to this! Is this something new?

 

[puglover]

Am I supposed to only use the ones in that link? Darn. If yes, I'm not playing. Who ever heard of putting a ceiling on insults.

 

[G-Man]

Originally posted by puglover
My brass knuckles will meet your skull!

I am rubber, you are glue.

 

[puglover]

You're rubber because your tonge is always flapping and I'm glue because I'm so trustworthy that my allies always stick with me!


You're so dumb you can't read!

 

[G-Man]

 

[heliogabalus]

Originally posted by puglover
Am I supposed to only use the ones in that link? Darn. If yes, I'm not playing. Who ever heard of putting a ceiling on insults.

By all means, no. There has never been, nor will there ever be, a ceiling on insults. Nor does anybody here have the intention of erecting such a structure.

The only thing we have to look out for in those "hand-made" insults is that they don't get personal. But yours surely wasn't.

Keep on the good work!

Eh...

You're so dumb you can't read!

You're so inept you can't even write! So who did this line for you?

 

[SoRHunter]

I once owned a dog that was smarter then you!

 

[puglover]

Originally posted by SoRHunter
I once owned a dog that was smarter then you!

Yeah your mom was rather intelligent.


You once flew to Tokyo when you wanted to go to London!