My girlfriend left me because I played Civ too much

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Subotai777

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I have also played Crysis and she told me that I will have crysis because of that.I have no girlfriend but I play Civ.How weird is that?
 
My ex-girlfriend is doctor of evolution biology and she have told me that in my case can be applied state of devolution :)
 
She dared to leave you? Denounce her in front of everyone she knows! She's clearly not to be trusted.
 
Then maybe you can gain the trust of people who agree with you! Who knows you might find a woman there!
 
I have lost my libido because of her,but now I am OK.I am playing Civ more then before.I will quote AC/DC:
"Well I was out on a drive
On a bit of a trip
Lookin' for thrills
To get me some kicks
Now I warn you ladies
I shoot from the hip
I was born with a stiff
Stiff upper lip"
 
Of all the money that e'er I had
I've spent it in good company
And all the harm that e'er I've done
Alas it was to none but me
And all I've done for want of wit
To memory now I can't recall
So fill to me the parting glass
Good night and joy be with you all :)
 
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