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Neverland Air
Commercial
Godzilla Man- GM
Chris Rock- CR
Peter Pan- PP
Tinkerbelle- TB
Michael Jackson- MJ
Wendy- WY
New Scene- <NS>
Talking- <TK>
Scene Description- < >
<NS>
<Tokyo, Japan- rubble everywhere, fire. Hear screaming gloomy>
Tanks artillery fire, Japanese army soldiers shoot (towards sky) machine guns.
<NS>
<In the air- happy>
Side view (outside) of Neverland air plane
<NS>
<Tokyo, Japan- rubble everywhere, fire. Hear screaming gloomy>
More Tanks artillery fire, Japanese army soldiers shoot (towards sky) machine guns.
<NS>
<In the air- happy>
More side view (outside) of Neverland air plane
<NS>
<Tokyo, Japan- rubble everywhere, fire. Hear screaming gloomy>
More Tanks artillery fire, Japanese army soldiers shoot (towards sky) machine guns.
<NS>
More side view (outside) of Neverland air plane, suddenly giant white hand grabs plane. Zoom out see whole Tokyo in fire/rubble. Giant figure of Michael Jackson airplane in hand shaking it. Sways back and forth and makes Godzilla sounds as he is hit by tank/artillery/machinegun fire. Zoom to near MJs feet. See Japanese man. Yells
<TK GM> whos your Godzilla?
MJs foot comes down and squishes him.
<Blackout>
<NS>
<In electronics store>
Wall of TVs (on TVs- black with white writing saying Neverland Air. [End of commercial])
Turn cam. See Chris Rock looking intently at screen.
<TK CR> I bet that plane never never land.
Suddenly Peter Pan, Wendy, Tinkerbell swoosh down and land next to CR. Zoom out to see all.
<TK PP> Hi Chris!
Looking like buds
<TK CR> waz up P.P.!?
<TK PP> nothing, did you see our commercial?
<TK CR> Well, first of all, my Godzilla is my mother in <TK CR> law, second Im going to never never fly over Japan,
<TK CR> or you know what, Ill just never fly with <TK CR> Neverland Air.
Suddenly everybody looks at CR with angry/evil look on face. PP snaps fingers and gets closer to camera as TB and WY go into background, back CR into corner. TB and WY start beating CR up in background as PP starts talking:
<TK PP> Neverland Air flys to 3000 countries across the <TK PP> world, including Japan.
Locking heavily beaten up (black eye etc.) CR is picked up by TB.
<TK CR> Im too funny to die!
CR screams. PP ducks as CR is thrown over his head and directly into the camera.
<NS>
<Fuzzy then Blackout>
Screen reads in white letters-
NO BIG UGLY MONTSERS (A.K.A MICHAEL JACKSON) WERE KILLED IN THIS COMMERCAIL
<Blackout>
<NS>
<Hospital>
See CR and MJ (HUGE bed) in hospital beds heavily bandaged. Zoom to CR (above)
CR turn towards MJ
<TK CR> Japanese army?
Zoom to MJ (above)
<TK MJ> Tinkerbelle.
Zoom to CR (above)
CR nods head into blackout.
<END>
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Not really funny but it might be to you.
I don't know where I found this.
Commercial
Godzilla Man- GM
Chris Rock- CR
Peter Pan- PP
Tinkerbelle- TB
Michael Jackson- MJ
Wendy- WY
New Scene- <NS>
Talking- <TK>
Scene Description- < >
<NS>
<Tokyo, Japan- rubble everywhere, fire. Hear screaming gloomy>
Tanks artillery fire, Japanese army soldiers shoot (towards sky) machine guns.
<NS>
<In the air- happy>
Side view (outside) of Neverland air plane
<NS>
<Tokyo, Japan- rubble everywhere, fire. Hear screaming gloomy>
More Tanks artillery fire, Japanese army soldiers shoot (towards sky) machine guns.
<NS>
<In the air- happy>
More side view (outside) of Neverland air plane
<NS>
<Tokyo, Japan- rubble everywhere, fire. Hear screaming gloomy>
More Tanks artillery fire, Japanese army soldiers shoot (towards sky) machine guns.
<NS>
More side view (outside) of Neverland air plane, suddenly giant white hand grabs plane. Zoom out see whole Tokyo in fire/rubble. Giant figure of Michael Jackson airplane in hand shaking it. Sways back and forth and makes Godzilla sounds as he is hit by tank/artillery/machinegun fire. Zoom to near MJs feet. See Japanese man. Yells
<TK GM> whos your Godzilla?
MJs foot comes down and squishes him.
<Blackout>
<NS>
<In electronics store>
Wall of TVs (on TVs- black with white writing saying Neverland Air. [End of commercial])
Turn cam. See Chris Rock looking intently at screen.
<TK CR> I bet that plane never never land.
Suddenly Peter Pan, Wendy, Tinkerbell swoosh down and land next to CR. Zoom out to see all.
<TK PP> Hi Chris!
Looking like buds
<TK CR> waz up P.P.!?
<TK PP> nothing, did you see our commercial?
<TK CR> Well, first of all, my Godzilla is my mother in <TK CR> law, second Im going to never never fly over Japan,
<TK CR> or you know what, Ill just never fly with <TK CR> Neverland Air.
Suddenly everybody looks at CR with angry/evil look on face. PP snaps fingers and gets closer to camera as TB and WY go into background, back CR into corner. TB and WY start beating CR up in background as PP starts talking:
<TK PP> Neverland Air flys to 3000 countries across the <TK PP> world, including Japan.
Locking heavily beaten up (black eye etc.) CR is picked up by TB.
<TK CR> Im too funny to die!
CR screams. PP ducks as CR is thrown over his head and directly into the camera.
<NS>
<Fuzzy then Blackout>
Screen reads in white letters-
NO BIG UGLY MONTSERS (A.K.A MICHAEL JACKSON) WERE KILLED IN THIS COMMERCAIL
<Blackout>
<NS>
<Hospital>
See CR and MJ (HUGE bed) in hospital beds heavily bandaged. Zoom to CR (above)
CR turn towards MJ
<TK CR> Japanese army?
Zoom to MJ (above)
<TK MJ> Tinkerbelle.
Zoom to CR (above)
CR nods head into blackout.
<END>
================
Not really funny but it might be to you.
I don't know where I found this.
It would be funny if this was a flash or something. Having to visualise it myself takes all the fun out.
good script
