Nuclear stuff.

[Figaro]

Britain's nukes are a bunch of outdated cold war fireworks on cranky rustly old submarines in the Shetland Islands. The only thing they could adequately destroy is S****horpe.

Nobody should be allowed to build nukes, nor own them - the fierce anti-proliferation would be a lot more morally justified if it weren't so hypocritical.

 

[happy_Alex]

DEstroy S****horpe?


Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??

 

[Figaro]

Hey, I never said they would. Just that it's about all they could.

 

[happy_Alex]

Would you, if you had your finger on the button? Give to them with both barrels?

 

[Figaro]

Nope, cos I don't think we should be using nukes. And the people of S****horpe have done nothing to me.

 

[happy_Alex]

Actually, I've never been there... so I don't have any particular reason for wiping it of the face of the Earth. I suppose I could try holding it to ransom, James Bond style, but I'm not sure they would pay what I demand, if indeed anything at all for it.

 

[Figaro]

Now I know there are many people who would like to see my country nuked off the face of the earth. Now what would be cool is if we could stick TRIDENT into Offa's Dyke, then blow it up. Sure, we'd loose the eastern half of the country, but they all vote Conservative anyway. Then we could sail away accross the sea.

 

[happy_Alex]

LOL... wait... ...Offas Dyke.... ...east..

That's me dude!

 

[sysyphus]

Now I know there are many people who would like to see my country nuked off the face of the earth. Now what would be cool is if we could stick TRIDENT into Offa's Dyke, then blow it up. Sure, we'd loose the eastern half of the country, but they all vote Conservative anyway. Then we could sail away accross the sea.

Why the hell would you want to come over here?