Nuzlocke - Pokemon Emerald 386 run

nice! I'm at the elite four now too, although it'll pretty hard for me... I guess with my team :undecide:
Charizard lvl 86
Blastoise lvl 75
Blaziken lvl 78
Espeon lvl 74
Jolteon lvl 74
Sceptile lvl 69

As long as you've got enough potions, you'll get through fine.

85 seems way too high with hindsight, as i've 1 or 2HKO everything so far..

Sceptile may need a bit of work just in case, though.

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Chapter 44: Flight of Glory

Interesting architechture...
Wonder what kind of guy this Elite is?

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"Attention! Attention!
Challenger Steven will now fight Lance in Hall One!
Challenger Steven Vs. Lance - Hall One!"

Lance, eh?
How very.. Militaristic..

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Oh, sorry mister manager. I was just looking for Lance..
"I am Lance, you moron!"
...
I have to fight the Elite Four's manager?
"No-you-Gah!
Look, just shut the hell up and pay attention!"

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"Not just anyone can be a dragon tamer!"
Oh, cool.
I used to have one.
"Wait, what?!"
Yeah, I had a Dragonair.
"...
You mean you received a dragon from the masters of the Dragon's Den?"
...
No, I just bought it at a game corner.
Wasn't exactly cheap, but totally worth it.
"Noble dragons?
GIVEN AWAY FOR GAMBLING?!?
...
Still, if you had one, you must understand their power.."

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We is a definite benefit for someone of your capabilities..
"...
D'you have a death wish?"

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"I'll show you true power, Stan!"
Uh.. It's Steven.

As the first ball opened, a mighty drake burst from it, roaring with ferocity.
It flapped its powerful wings twice, sending strong gusts throghout the arena, before beginning to take to the air.
It didn't get very far, however, before a fist slammed into its spine directly between the wings.
As the scales froze around the impact zone, it rapidly became too heavy to fly and fell, crushing itself beneath its own weight.

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"Impressive..
Still, fire-breathing flying monsters aren't the only dragons of this world!"

An enormous sea-serpent leapt forth, and was promptly zapped by Vlad, who chirped happily and seemingly unaware to what was going on.

Haven't you people learnt from Lorelei? Bad move.

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"Gah! Charizard, beat this cur!"
Aaron, you're up! Rock Sli-
"Blast Burn now!"
No!

But Aaron was engulfed in the sphere of intense heat and flames.
As the smoke cleared, it was obvious that even some of the steel flooring had molten to form a scorched crater.
Aggron's shell, too, was looking far too fluid for comfort..
All was quiet. Charizard and Lance just remained stationary, with significant smugness.

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Until a crack of blue light slid free from his skull.
His eyes suddenly widening with rage, he slammed his tail hard against the arena wall, causing fracture lines to spread out far.
Lance and Charizard were so stunned that they never realised what was happening until it was far too late.

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Large chunks of masonry fell from the roof, smashing Charizard from where he hovered and pinning him hard to the floor.

Rock slide..

Aaron, get back. You're in no condition to fight any more.
"Heh.. I ain't gonna challenge that, boss.."

Almost before he was safe, a winged monster swept down at unimaginable speed..

It was truly a sight to behold, it flying..

Well, it was while it could still fly..

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Ice Punch is really paying off..

"This isn't over yet!" Lance snobbily proclaimed.
"Time to face my signature pokemon!"

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"N-No! M-My Dragonite!"
Signature pokemon, huh?
"Grr.. I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this.."
Do what? Accept i'm better?
"No! Send out my secret weapon!"
Secret.. Weapon?
"...
Another Dragonite!"

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Please just give up before you embarress us further in front of all these people..

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Good to finally be getting some recognition around here..
Now, be a dear and shine my shoes..

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...It's still Steven, douche.

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HELL YES!
Brohugs all round! (except Lance. His loser may be contagious)

Now, as Champ, i'll be making some changes round here.

First, i'll need the keys to your private mansion and your signature cape. It's Champion business, you wouldn't understand..

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Wait, what.
Explain before we crush you.

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Oh, please don't be-

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And there is NO GOD!

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...
So..
I just need to beat Kaz again, right?
...

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Let's do this.
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Chapter 45
 
Because there can only be one Champion wearing a cape!
 
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Chapter 45: Journey's End

As I climbed the spiral staircase to the highest point in the Pokemon League, the goofiest grin i'd ever laid eyes on came into view, making me feel forcibly ill with disgust.

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Kaz! What the cr*p do you want?

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Please, don't remind me...
Murder won't look good on the next Champ's profile.

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EXCUSE ME?! I'm the goddamn protagonist here!
Haven't you realised that by now?!

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...
You honestly think you'll be any tougher than Lance?

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Let this be our final battle.

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Fighting? Heh.. You never do learn, do you?

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One down. Five to go.
"I'm just getting warmed up!"
Sure.

Jynx, huh?
Guess Aaron can deal with this..

But as the ball was raised to my ear, I heard a light bubbling from within.
Damnit!
I'd forgotten to heal him after Lance's Blast Burn!
Gah.. Charles, deal with it!
"Of course, sir."

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Let's see what your pride and joy is capable of..

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One flamethrower? That's all? Tch.
I'm starting to wonder how you ever made Champ..
"Shut up! I'll win this time, you'll see!"

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Sending Steel in against Fire?

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D'you honestly WANT to keep your title?

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Yeah, Kaz, that sh*t won't fly.
Bella's gonna beat you down.

Venusaur?
Awesome. Gozer - stay in long enough for me to heal Aaron.

Great. Now - Psychic.

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So, dearest Kaz, what's your last hope?
"I'm not gonna lose this!"

With a Houndoom?
I'm afraid you are, pretty miss.
Aaron - Rock Slide.

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Oh, cry me a river.

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Because you fought like a b*tch.

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Well, obviously you did, otherwise they wouldn't be so hideously weak..

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You have no idea how good that sounds - especially coming from you.

While Kaz was continuing to sulk in the corner, he suddenly blushed a scarlet hue of embarressment, as Oak himself entered.
"Stan.. Or is it Steven, now?
I still remember when you -"

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At which point myself and Kaz awkwardly glanced across at each other.
Did the old man forget his pills?

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"And then I flew here as fast as I could!"
- I died a little inside.

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"Gramps, I tried my best, I tried to do it for da-"
But Oak interrupted:

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For the first time since Oak arrived, silence filled the arena.

After a painfully long period of quiet, Kaz offered:
"Because I didn't train them with respect and love?"

Oak slapped him, right across the face.
"No!" He yelled "Because you fought like a b*tch!"
Kaz, tears streaming down his face, ran, sobbing, out the chamber, leaving Oak to lead me through a small alcove at the back.

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"You are now - True Champions."

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Now, where's that Cape?

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It's not over yet, you still have to go to the cerulean cave!!!
 
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