Jos Ballenbak
Zombiehunter, duh.....
Did you already beat Erika, or did you just finished her gym minions?
Nuzlocke - Pokemon Emerald 386 run
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mgsmuhammad
Resident Stalker
Just finished her minions, then left to evolve Charles pre-Erika.
I'll put up the fight now.
Man, you're ugly.
But Charles's Flame Wheel can cure that.
Hah.
Your Surf can't stop a Dragon!
What the -
Okay, Misty's Togetic and Brock's Vulpix I can understand, but what the hell is this here for!
Gah!![[pissed]](/images/smilies/pissed.gif "Pissed [pissed]")
Goddamn finally!
That was the most annoying Gym pokemon i've met so far.
No exceptions.
Right.
The rest of this should be a cakewalk.
Hey, what're you looking at me like that for!
Someone had to switch into Jumpluff's Solarbeam, and I wasn't sure Charles would survive that.
Rather the noble death of the Cut whore than the needless death of my Fire Monster.
Deceased: Sandy at level 17 in Celadon Gym.
See, these were my options.
Breloom's sleep-spam had not helped.
...
I don't care if you think I was callous, it was my choice, and I stand by it!
;_;
The nightmare is over..
Y-You think Victreebel is attractive?!
Bah!
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Chapter 22
I'll put up the fight now.
Chapter 21: No Use Beating Around the Bush..
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Man, you're ugly.
But Charles's Flame Wheel can cure that.
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Hah.
Your Surf can't stop a Dragon!
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What the -
Okay, Misty's Togetic and Brock's Vulpix I can understand, but what the hell is this here for!
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Gah!
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Goddamn finally!
That was the most annoying Gym pokemon i've met so far.
No exceptions.
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Right.
The rest of this should be a cakewalk.
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Hey, what're you looking at me like that for!
Someone had to switch into Jumpluff's Solarbeam, and I wasn't sure Charles would survive that.
Rather the noble death of the Cut whore than the needless death of my Fire Monster.
Deceased: Sandy at level 17 in Celadon Gym.
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See, these were my options.
Breloom's sleep-spam had not helped.
...
I don't care if you think I was callous, it was my choice, and I stand by it!
;_;
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The nightmare is over..
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Y-You think Victreebel is attractive?!
Bah!
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Chapter 22
Omega124
Challenging Fate
You know, there are no changes to the dialogue when you play as a girl. Re-read the update before this one, and then ponder to yourself.
Also, I'd suggest Hitmonchan, due to their awesomeness (Screw the fact they're not useful until D/P, this is single player mode! I could beat the Elite Four with a Magikarp if I wanted to.)
Also, I'd suggest Hitmonchan, due to their awesomeness (Screw the fact they're not useful until D/P, this is single player mode! I could beat the Elite Four with a Magikarp if I wanted to.)
mgsmuhammad
Resident Stalker
B-bu-bu-
But Hitmonlee is better!
Have you never heard of the legend of Hatsworth?
..Ah well, if I must then i'll just use Tyler for making the other one of whichever I choose.
But Hitmonlee is better!
Have you never heard of the legend of Hatsworth?
..Ah well, if I must then i'll just use Tyler for making the other one of whichever I choose.
sophie
Break My Heart
Dude, you should seriously consider buying more potions...
mgsmuhammad
Resident Stalker
I WAS using Super Potions. O_o
They were just all used up taking down the monster of a Blissey.
Plus I enjoy being stingy.
It makes me feel like Cloud.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=176
They were just all used up taking down the monster of a Blissey.
Plus I enjoy being stingy.
It makes me feel like Cloud.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=176
mgsmuhammad
Resident Stalker
Chapter 22: Prepare for Trouble!
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Well, she was a good 'mon.
Hideously under-trained, but she made up for it in spirit.
Now to mourn..
...
Mourning is boring.
I'm going back to the Game Corner!
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Seems reasonable.
If you'll let me leave, i'll be on my way.
..
Gah! Fine, i'll battle you!
So pushy..
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Damnit!
That Rocket Grunt lied to me!
..
What kind of gentlemen dress in Black anyway?!
Pushing the button, a secret staircase emerged before my eyes.
However, before I could get down it, an upright fellow in a cloak and Fedora wearing a carnival-esque half-mask across his face walked up to me.
Introducing himself as another Global Police agent on the tail of Team Rocket, he explained that the he had been on their tail for a while and followed them to this hideout.
He didn't seem to recall the other agent i'd met on the S.S.Anne, but I guess it must be hard to remember so many faces. Particularly when they're behind so many disguises.
Anyway, he informed me that, whilst Team Rocket had indeed been smuggling Pokemon in for the Game Corner, they had been poaching far rarer species from Fuchsia's Safari Zone, and storing them inside their hideout for their own use.
Requesting my help, which I had little choice but to offer, he marched down the stairway, leaving me slightly bewildered until I, too, entered the Hideout.
We would split up, with him moving on ahead to gather evidence and secure the stolen Pokemon, leaving myself free to thump any Grunts I stumble across.
A good plan, I must confess.
With that, he skulked off into the base, while I searched for people to start dicking on.
Like this one.
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Hell yes I am, my "Gang-star"!
Now I shall proceed to "hop" on out, "Keep it genuine, hound!"
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Butter fingers?
With the Lift Key in my possession, I could get down to the fourth floor basement, where the Rocket mob boss waited. Hopefully with some damn good answers.
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I did?
..
..I-I'm sorry, but I didn't know!
No-one told me it was a surprise party!
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Hah.
Finally. The "big-man" himself.
I'll enjoy beating you down.
..And so, I did.
Unfortunately, he was accursedly cryptic.
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We-Well, maybe I will!
Why are you doing all this?!
...
What are you fighting for?!
...
And then the punk killed the lights and fled before I got my answers.
Leaving me to just storm up to the surface in a rage.
...
This was not helped by the fact that "our policeman" seemed to have failed, as all the Pokemon, and himself, were no-where to be seen.
...
Damnit all!
...
..I need a drink..
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*sigh*
Drowning my sorrows under banana milkshakes
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Beat Erika. Good.
Lost Sandy. Not so good.
Bust up the Rockets. Good.
Giovanni and pokemon got away.
...Maybe this whole adventure thing was a mistake..
..And will that guy in the corner ever stop blubbing about how much he lost in the slots!
Just as I was simmering in equal parts rage against everything, self-hate and a light sprinkling of self-pity, a trainer came over and sat down beside me.
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Chapter 23
mgsmuhammad
Resident Stalker
Bella?
She's fine. I just boxed her and McFly before taking on Celadon gym, because I needed a space for Charles and Sandy's Cut.
I figured if I had to take two pokes out of the party to fight grass, it should be my grass-type and my poke which gets hit 4x as hard by Grass moves.
Of course, after the Gym, everyone was at 33-4 except for Charles, who was at 37.
So now he's boxed and Bella and McFly are back in until everyone catches up to Charles.
Confusing as hell, I know.
EDIT: Spent a good half hour adding hyperlinks.
It was hell.
Still, now you can go from the OP right up to the latest update.
She's fine. I just boxed her and McFly before taking on Celadon gym, because I needed a space for Charles and Sandy's Cut.
I figured if I had to take two pokes out of the party to fight grass, it should be my grass-type and my poke which gets hit 4x as hard by Grass moves.
Of course, after the Gym, everyone was at 33-4 except for Charles, who was at 37.
So now he's boxed and Bella and McFly are back in until everyone catches up to Charles.
Confusing as hell, I know.
EDIT: Spent a good half hour adding hyperlinks.
It was hell.
Still, now you can go from the OP right up to the latest update.
Did you have any trouble with Giovanni?
I hit Ericka's gym tonight -- figured it'd be a breeze, given my team: I had fire, ice, and poison at my disposal. She damn near won!
I hit Ericka's gym tonight -- figured it'd be a breeze, given my team: I had fire, ice, and poison at my disposal. She damn near won!
mgsmuhammad
Resident Stalker
Not particularly.
There was one horrific moment when I realised that his Kangaskhan would probably have Earthquake, and that Aaron was 4x weak to the Ground type.
I did manage to switch him in the nick of time, but.. Damn.. He almost did it..
While i'm here... *blows cobwebs off thread*
Looking over at the new arrival, I noticed she was a female. And quite a bit better looking than the average picknicker, too..
Slicking back my hair, I began turning to her.. As a giant, scowling, seven foot fire-bird stomps up beside her.
..I-I'd better wait.
Glancing out of the corner of my eye, I couldn't help but feel the flaming chicken who cock-blocked me was somehow familiar..
Subtly slipping out my pokedex to check, I realise it's the evolved form of Combusken.
..Poor Toma.. He could've been that one-day.. ;_;
But, before I could continue perving through the Pokedex screen, the cafe TV bursted into life, erupting from it's previous channel of bad music video re-runs suddenly to breaking news.
...
...
Damnit! The Rockets.. They're holding someone hostage.. In Lavender tower, no less!
Have they no respect for the dead?!
Storming out, in my rage I inadvertantly knocked over the female trainer's drink, ruining her clothes and causing me to have to sprint as fast as my legs could take me, out of the cafe and away from a barrage of well-aimed flaming punches.
Thankfully, I managed to lose him in some back-alleys in Saffron.
...But I don't think she'll call me anytime soon. Although i'm sure that's just 'cause she didn't get my number.
Yet.
Anyway.. I don't really have a counter for Ghosts. Except for M'pragiak's bite and, honestly, I can do more damage with him just by using Dragon Rage..
Hm. Maybe something in the Box could help me.
Hello, something else.
Introducing: Errol, the Espeon.
Come to think of it, I haven't got anything from Route 12 yet.. Right?
I..I'm sorry. I don't really need water types that much.
Maybe you can be my Surf whore? Until then, box.
Introducing: Raisha, the Remoraid.
Oh, so it takes a terrorist attack to make the woman move.
Wait, then what on earth do the tourists get to see?!
Oh no. PLEASE tell me that's a cardboard cut-out or something..
Damnit Kaz! I'm busy!
...Which ones?
Gah! Not the time!
...You're mourning your Raticate by battling me in his graveyard?!
That makes no sense! Even less than you usually do!
..Solarbeam is a TWO-turn attack, Kaz..
I love the flinch chance on Bite..
There. I win.
Now get the hell out.
...I'll not let your losses be in vain..
KE KE KE KWAAAAH
To you too. Now we've got over the formalities, i'm Stan. You are?
That's no excuse for touching me inappropriately, m'am.
Damnit! She's on to us!
Gah!
...
Oh.
Hi.
Now, what should we call you..
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Chapter 24
There was one horrific moment when I realised that his Kangaskhan would probably have Earthquake, and that Aaron was 4x weak to the Ground type.
I did manage to switch him in the nick of time, but.. Damn.. He almost did it..
While i'm here... *blows cobwebs off thread*
Chapter 23: That Sweet Scent of Lavender: Redux
Looking over at the new arrival, I noticed she was a female. And quite a bit better looking than the average picknicker, too..
Slicking back my hair, I began turning to her.. As a giant, scowling, seven foot fire-bird stomps up beside her.
..I-I'd better wait.
Glancing out of the corner of my eye, I couldn't help but feel the flaming chicken who cock-blocked me was somehow familiar..
Subtly slipping out my pokedex to check, I realise it's the evolved form of Combusken.
..Poor Toma.. He could've been that one-day.. ;_;
But, before I could continue perving through the Pokedex screen, the cafe TV bursted into life, erupting from it's previous channel of bad music video re-runs suddenly to breaking news.
...
...
Damnit! The Rockets.. They're holding someone hostage.. In Lavender tower, no less!
Have they no respect for the dead?!
Storming out, in my rage I inadvertantly knocked over the female trainer's drink, ruining her clothes and causing me to have to sprint as fast as my legs could take me, out of the cafe and away from a barrage of well-aimed flaming punches.
Thankfully, I managed to lose him in some back-alleys in Saffron.
...But I don't think she'll call me anytime soon. Although i'm sure that's just 'cause she didn't get my number.
Yet.
Anyway.. I don't really have a counter for Ghosts. Except for M'pragiak's bite and, honestly, I can do more damage with him just by using Dragon Rage..
Hm. Maybe something in the Box could help me.
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Hello, something else.
Introducing: Errol, the Espeon.
Come to think of it, I haven't got anything from Route 12 yet.. Right?
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I..I'm sorry. I don't really need water types that much.
Maybe you can be my Surf whore? Until then, box.
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Introducing: Raisha, the Remoraid.
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Oh, so it takes a terrorist attack to make the woman move.
Wait, then what on earth do the tourists get to see?!
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Oh no. PLEASE tell me that's a cardboard cut-out or something..
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Damnit Kaz! I'm busy!
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...Which ones?
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Gah! Not the time!
...You're mourning your Raticate by battling me in his graveyard?!
That makes no sense! Even less than you usually do!
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..Solarbeam is a TWO-turn attack, Kaz..
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I love the flinch chance on Bite..
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There. I win.
Now get the hell out.
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...I'll not let your losses be in vain..
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KE KE KE KWAAAAH
To you too. Now we've got over the formalities, i'm Stan. You are?
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That's no excuse for touching me inappropriately, m'am.
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Damnit! She's on to us!
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Gah!
...
Oh.
Hi.
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Now, what should we call you..
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Chapter 24
Omega124
Challenging Fate
Why, no better name for a ghost than Gozer. (All whom get the joke gets a free Internet)
Gheist. Or "Gary", just to screw with your rival's head.
Jos Ballenbak
Zombiehunter, duh.....
AAAHHH hey guys, I'm back from Utrecht....
In Omega you can choose both!
(meanwhile I need to read myself up to date)*
* done now, Gumball is a good name ;P
Prepare yourself for some major levelling with Espeon. (Don't you let him die!)
Omega124
Challenging Fate
I ask for the opposite. Please, just kill it off now. Those furballs of pure suck can be dragged to hell for all I care.
mgsmuhammad
Resident Stalker
mgsmuhammad
Resident Stalker
Chapter 24: Whackin' the 'Wak
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Sure, I love slumber parties!
What's the latest gossip?
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"KE KE KE KE KE KWAAAAH"
...
You're weird.
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Will that be regular or diet?
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Aww, crud.
I think I might have wandered into Winnie the Pooh by accident.
..
And the narrator doesn't seem happy.
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Ho boy!
This can only go from bad to worse..
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Wait, a Marowak?
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Isn't that a ground-type?
..I can deal with you..
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Gah!
Darryl, get back!
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Hahaha!
Where is your god now?
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It was?!
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I-I KILLED the ghost of Cubone's mother?!
..This is going to be SO awkward when we go drinking together..
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Rockets, you better not!
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He ran?
Hah. Coward.
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You can't suicide bomb Aaron! It just doesn't work!
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Bu-But i'm winning.
There's only one of you left, anyway.
As he ran off, I approached the last Rocket, who was in discussion with an old man.
Sensing my presence, the Rocket turned.
YOU!
"..Do I know you from somewhere?"
DO YOU KNOW ME?!
YOU MASKED PIECE OF GARBAGE, I'M THE ONE WHO HELPED YOU INTO THE ROCKET HIDEOUT!
Pah! Police, indeed!
"Ah, yes. You were quite good at taking down those guards, I must confess."
QUITE GOOD?! I cleaned out the lot of you!
"And that's exactly why i'm not going to face you here. But, we'll meet again, brother"
BROTHER?! THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
"Abra! Teleport!"
*poit*
Goddamnit.
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Yeah, sure, whatever. Let's go.
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You call THIS a reward?!
Man, you people don't pay me enough to re-kill Cubone's mother!
Gah!
..Might as well check the box, while i'm in town.
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Introducing: Gozer, the Gastly.
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Chapter 25
No, I don't get the reference, unfortunately.
-1 internets to me.
mgsmuhammad
Resident Stalker
Chapter 25: Forging into Fuchsia
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Damnit.
Just like outside Celadon..
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Uh.. What d'you mean, by "use the flute"?
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Gah!
I used it wrong!
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Eww..
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And this is where I regret wasting this Route on a Remoraid..
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Aw, nuts.
I swear i'll be pissed if he goes back to sleep in the road.
...
Plus, I don't think he'll be as forgiving if I have to "use the flute" on him twice in one day..
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That's okay then.
...
Waita minute! What mountains?!
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Super Rod, get!
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Don't worry, I understand completely.
I, too, have been in caves, spelunking all over the many fine picknickers I come across..
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Males.
Like with people.
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Wait, wait, wait - You can walk BEHIND this house?!
I honestly never knew that..
Lousy angled 2D camera..
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PERRY! This is NOT the time to get yourself poisoned!
..Had to waste my only Hyper Potion keeping the wretched rat alive..
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You got it!
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...
I think i've just been trolled by the signpost.. ;_;
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Have fun with your bird babies.
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Oh, yeah.
I had the winged mirages in a dream once, but then I needed to change my sheets the next morning..
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Oh..
I knew that.
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Usually i'm not into it with guys either but I guess we're both gonna have to come out of our comfort zones, huh?
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..Please don't make me cock-slap you..
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That's what I like to hear!
I'll get the lube..
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..With Pokemon?!
...
I guess there's no harm in experimenting, right?
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Huh?
Oh, awesome.
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You shall be..
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Chapter 26
sophie
Break My Heart
Lizzy!
Omega124
Challenging Fate
Loch
(BTW, Gozer was the villain from Ghostbusters
(BTW, Gozer was the villain from Ghostbusters