Personality test:Are you a commie?(and you don't even know it)

Choose as many options as you dare...and see the results in the first post.

  • Sometimes I feel EVIL

    Votes: 16 28.6%

  • I don't go to the church or read the holy bible every day

    Votes: 46 82.1%

  • I saw a movie by Ollie Stone

    Votes: 24 42.9%

  • I believe torture is never justified

    Votes: 34 60.7%

  • I dont believe that there is a vast communist conspiracy

    Votes: 43 76.8%

  • My favorite colour is red

    Votes: 15 26.8%

  • I Intend to watch Farenheit 9/11

    Votes: 28 50.0%

  • I questionned the motives of senator McCarthy

    Votes: 35 62.5%

  • I believe communists can be cured

    Votes: 17 30.4%

  • I dont believe AIDS was invented by communists

    Votes: 50 89.3%

  • I believe that American Foreign Policy had questionnable motives in some cases

    Votes: 49 87.5%

  • I watch BBC News from time to time

    Votes: 33 58.9%

  • I think communist thoughts sometimes

    Votes: 24 42.9%

  • My favorite CIV are the russians.

    Votes: 7 12.5%

  • I have doubts about commie involvment in the Oklahoma bombing

    Votes: 38 67.9%

  • I dont believe that Jesus was crucified by the commies

    Votes: 44 78.6%

  • I believe Sergei Bubka Sergei Bubka is the holder of the world record in pole vaulting.

    Votes: 12 21.4%

  • I like the name Svetlana

    Votes: 14 25.0%

  • I dont believe that there is a vast Jew-Communist conspiracy

    Votes: 42 75.0%

  • RED radioactive monkeys

    Votes: 10 17.9%
  • Total voters
    56
  • Poll closed .
Garbarsardar.jr

Garbarsardar.jr

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In the previous days this forum saw the emergence of a variety of threads on communism.sovietism,marxism...etc.
Various characteristics of those systems and their followers have been proposed and heated arguments exchanged.
Senator McCarthy would agree with me that the most dangerous commie is this naive and gullible person who is already brainwashed by the commies(or hypnotized like in the Manchurian Candidate-btw I heard that the remake is crap, but that's another story), and he does not even know he's a commie.
Therefore I made this non-scientific personality test(btw all personality tests are utter bs-but let's not get into that now{with the ecxeption of a part of the MMPI} :mad: get over it...) to help the people of CFC forums with their daily introspection (which is my favorite movie?...do I like sugar?...Is crab juice evil? AM I A ******* COMMIE?)
Suggested reading:
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1709/
http://www.jewwatch.com/jew-references-gentile-fundamentalism.html
http://www.papillonsartpalace.com/communis.htm
http://www.niagara.com/~freedom/anticom/first.htm
http://www.totse.com/en/ego/no_laughing_matter/themoonisacommunistconspiracy168344.html

Test Results
SO IF YOU SELECTED
1-5 options:Not in real danger, you probably had a bad day :)
6-10 options:Are we being infiltrated lately? Are you secretely watching BBC news?Have you laid eyes on the cover of a MIchal Moore's book? :(
11-15 options: DANGER!DANGER! Go to the nearest militia compound and surrender immediately. :mad:
16-20 options. WE ARE WATCING YOU IVAN! :scan:
 
Two suggested readings are plainly jokes, while two more are written by lunatics and the last by fanatics. All's good, then.

Oh, er, thirteen. You'll never take me alive, though, kapitalizt pig. Or something like that.

Looks like a bit of the ol'
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to me, this. Not that that's bad or anything.
 
Looks like a bit of the ol' SPAM to me, this. Not that that's bad or anything.
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I just highlighted the word introspection in the first post, to avoid this kind of misunderstandings.... :lol:

No, all the options are taken from arguments of the previous threads, with minor additions and alterations. :)

BTW this is my political opinion about the anti-* hysteria and I thought I could make my point in a more entertaining way than a long inflammatory tirade... :mischief:
 
And I thought I was the only one who liked the name Svetlana...

18/20 :cry: I see a long ban heading my way :mischief:


EDIT 4 of you believe that commies crucified Christ
6 of you believe that there is a vast Jew-communist conspiracy

This is enough to prove that this test was not pointless :eek:
 
Well, I only got 9: BECAUSE I WAS ANSWERING HONESTLY! The damndest thing...
 
2 of you believe that AIDS was a commie plot
9 (!!!) that commies were involved in the oklahoma bombing. :eek:

that's it for you then Garbarsardar.jr. No more polls this month (cross my heart..) :sad:
 
Where did you get the 2? It seems that the 23 votes for the AIDS option is the greatest numerically in the poll.
 
Where did you get the 2? It seems that the 23 votes for the AIDS option is the greatest numerically in the poll.
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23 DO NOT believe that AIDS....
ergo 2...
 
7, but that's just because of my awareness of the vast Bush/Rome/Southern Baptist conspiricy. It has nothing to do with commie involvement.
 
Garbarsardar.jr said:
23 DO NOT believe that AIDS....
ergo 2...
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Is it possible that all 23 (well, now 30) people who voted in this poll voted no to AIDS?
 
7 for me.
Pointlessness said:
Is it possible that all 23 (well, now 30) people who voted in this poll voted no to AIDS?
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No, because you can see at the bottom of the poll how many people have voted, and it's more than the number of people who voted no to AIDS.
 
Oh... I never knew that. Oops.
 
I think it's time: :)
Soy'ooz neroosh'imi resp'ooblik svob'odnikh
Splot'ila nav'eki vel'ikaia Rus
Da zdr'avstvooyet sozdanni voley nar'odov
Yed'ini mog'oochi Sov'etski Soy'ooz

Sl'avsa ot'echestvo n'ashe svob'odnoye
Dr'oojbi nar'odov nady'ojni opl'ot
P'artia L'enina, - s'ila narodnaya
Nas k torjestv'oo kommun'izma vedy'ot

Skvoz g'odi siy'alo nam s'ontse svob'oodi
I L'enin vel'iki nam put ozar'il
Na pr'avoye d'elo on p'odnal nar'odi
na tr'ood i na p'odvigi nas vdokhnov'il

Sl'avsa ot'echestvo n'ashe svob'odnoye
Dr'oojbi nar'odov nady'ojni opl'ot
P'artia L'enina, - s'ila narodnaya
Nas k torjestv'oo kommun'izma vedy'ot

V pob'ede bessm'ertnih idey kommoon'izma
Mi v'idim grad'oosheye n'ashey strani
I kr'asnomoo zn'ameni sl'avnoj otch'izni
Mi b'oodem vsegd'a bezav'etno verni

Sl'avsa ot'echestvo n'ashe svob'odnoye
Dr'oojbi nar'odov nady'ojni opl'ot
P'artia L'enina, - s'ila narodnaya
Nas k torjestv'oo kommun'izma vedy'ot

oh I forgot... :blush:
The Hymn of the Soviet Union

Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Soviet land!

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have
cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
Inspired them to labor and valorous deed.
[Or, the old way:
Be true to the people, thus Stalin has reared us,
Inspire us to labor and valorous deed!]

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

In the vict'ry of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear land.
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
Selflessly true we always shall stand!


And the nice music: http://www.funet.fi/pub/culture/russian/lyrics/political/SovietUnionNationalAnthem_RedArmyChorus.mp3
 
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