Pranks in which YOU have participated

Lefty Scaevola

Lefty Scaevola

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Fun with insulin:

A few years ago my son and 3 high school buddies are playing something like Rainbow Six/Splinter Cell on the X-Box 360. This is after a few years of Homeland security alerts, chemical warfare education, etc. While they are in the heat of a nasty fight with some terror scum, I unplug and plug back in the CO detector in the hallway, causing a very loud piercing alarm, then stagger into the entertainment room twitching and carrying an insulin pen injector, and shout "It's nerve gas, quick, use your emergency atropine injectors". Then I jab it into my thigh and dose myself and twitch some more. Two of the buddies are in complete horror -OMG what's happening, why do not I have an emergency antidote injector-. The third is laughing his head off, and then says, "My dad did that same joke last Christmas".
 
Nice thread idea. :goodjob:

One time we filled my friend's car up with pillows.

Another time, a bunch of us were in the city, and we sent another friend of ours text messages of made-up stories about crazy stuff we were supposedly doing, along with carefully taken picture messages to back them up. It was pretty elaborate and funny.

And for my high school senior prank, we all ran in at a predetermined time with lightsabers and had a giant battle in the middle of the library. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR9nrpST5QI

I participated in that I filmed it, I guess that counts. :lol:

Oh yeah, and sometimes my friend would wear his "party suit" around, which is basically a hiking backpack frame with a ton of stereo equipment strapped down to it and a strobe light. Instant roving raving dance party.
 
This morning I sat behind one of my friends and without him knowing, slid my head just right next to his face. Now, this friend knows Im gay and is a little bit freaky with close contact between me. I waited for 5 mins and when he turned round and saw his face just 2 cm away from mine he jumped from his chair, freaked out and made this funny weasel sound. I swear he jumped 2 metres away from his seat!
 
Once, my brother had to wake me early in the morning, so I went to the aparment garden to sleep on a stool.
After sleeping for ten minutes, a Chinese guy comes to me and says, 'Bums are not allowed to sleep here, you know. What part of the country are you from?' Because I was seriously deprived of sleep from the other day's work, I muttered in Cantonese, 'O hai Foshan ren, nei jau mou fan o la.' (Translation: I'm from Foshan, Guandong. Now stop bothering so Ican go to sleep!'
The man, visibly annoyed, takes out a walkie-talkie and calls for a detachment of 7 security guards, who throw me out into the street.
The next day, I appeared to this Chinese guy, who, dumbfounded by appearance (I was wearing a suit and talking with co-workers), stammered,' Werent you the bum I threw out yesterday?'
'Yes,' I said, ' and I will talk to your manager about irresponsible security guards mistaking people for bums.' The guy let me do whatever I wanted in the garden afterwards.
 
Lefty Scaevola said:
Fun with insulin:

A few years ago my son and 3 high school buddies are playing something like Rainbow Six/Splinter Cell on the X-Box 360. This is after a few years of Homeland security alerts, chemical warfare education, etc. While they are in the heat of a nasty fight with some terror scum, I unplug and plug back in the CO detector in the hallway, causing a very loud piercing alarm, then stagger into the entertainment room twitching and carrying an insulin pen injector, and shout "It's nerve gas, quick, use your emergency atropine injectors". Then I jab it into my thigh and dose myself and twitch some more. Two of the buddies are in complete horror -OMG what's happening, why do not I have an emergency antidote injector-. The third is laughing his head off, and then says, "My dad did that same joke last Christmas".
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Damn that is evil. :devil: :lol:

I might have participated in some pranks, but they're probably minor so I don't remember them.
 
Me and a buddy got some Oreos, took off the cream, and replaced it with toothpaste. We gave our classmates some. Hilarity (as well as an attempted-asskicking) ensued.
 
In my engineering class, one kid has a notorious reputation for breaking scroll saw blades. Towards the end of the semester, one of the clamps cracked and broke. We quickly put t back together, then called him in to hold onto it while we worked on the stuff in the project. Obviously, it broke as soon as he touched it, and for a while he thought he actually caused it to break.
 
When I was in the dominican republic a few months ago we stuffed a hose under the door and flooded the neighboring cabin.

Also, said neighboring cabin had stolen our toilet paper, so a friend of mine had to wipe with baby wipes, we repaid them by stuffing said wipes in there bags when they werent around.

My friends and I used to epicach each other, it was a running thing for like a year with us. But please, don't do it, its only funny sixish months later, epicach sucks and is actually really dangerous. But we used to mix it with pancake syrup ecuase they taste similar.

We colored my friends whole ear black one time, and he ahd work the next morning.

My friends bed used to be caddy cornered, meaning he only got off it one way. So one night when he was sleeping we moved it into the bathroom and filled up the bathtub, he woke up the next morning into the tub.

We also got said friends parents in on filling his whole house with cups full of water.

A friend woke me up by whipping me with twizzlers(try it, its pretty deadly), so I repaid him by paintballing him in the shower.

Speaking of which, we told a friend one time that in order to paintball with us, he had to let each of us shoot him twice, there were three of us. He bought it.

We put a goat on this slutty girl from schools roof, she was fined five hundred dollars because she lived in a private community:D

We saran wrapped a girls car, she freaked out and way overdid it, so on her birthday the next week, during school my friend and I went to the "bathroom" and saran wrapped her car again.

I couldnt go to my sernior prom in hi school becuase of some school stuff, so me and a few friends who didnt go got together and switched a bunch of other friends rooms around while they were gone.

Jeez....tacks in the shoe, ice in the shower, cream in the deoderant, burning eyebrows with Nair, fake "women" and pictures while sleeping....bologna penises on cars, saran wrap TPing....all that other minor stuff.....
 
Opens datebook. Crosses off; Visit with Harbringer.
 
I am a older guy, and ican do stuff much more wicked.
 
So apparently, with the sheer amount of brown people here in the states, there has grown a massive market for modern stories about hindu gods; the demand has been met with really, really, REALLY crappy digital movies about the hindu gods (Ganesha is by far the worst).

Each summer my temple holds a religious camp thing, themed around a specific god/set of morals. Kinda gay, but our parents force us to go so my brown friends and I invariably go there. Being bored, a friend and I decided to pull pranks, listed below in order of heinousness.

1) The Binder Trick. We were each assigned a binder with various materials and schedules and stuff. We opened the rings, flipped it over, closed the rings, flipped it over, and added the front few pages back into the rings. Result? When a person picks up/pulls their binder, their papers go flying everywhere.
2) The Nugget Trick. Nuggeting a backpack.
3) The Deluxe Nugget Trick. Nuggeting a backpack and putting the binder within through the Binder Trick.
4) The Movie Crime. I burned a copy of the Krishna DVD to switch from Krishna to Saw III 15 minutes in. I swapped it with the original copy. Chaos ensued when it was played at wee hours of the night.

Thankfully, noone knows it was us.
 
Lefty Scaevola said:
I am a older guy, and ican do stuff much more wicked.
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Ya but Im a youth leader now:sad: So the kids I used to do all this with are either graduated with me or students, and they say Im to old to be doing that stuff.
 
It's relatively easy to simulate a chemical attack, but how does one simulate a nuclear attack? Assuming you are some distance away from a major target, you'll have to simulate the flash, thermal radiation, and shockwave. The flash can be done with strobe lights, and loudspeakers can serve as a stand-in for the shockwave. As for thermal radiation, anyone have any ideas?
 
Harbringer said:
We saran wrapped a girls car
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I love to saran wrap people's cars. Once my buddy and I saran wrapped a girls car so badly that she couldn't open it, or rip of the saran wrap, she must of spent hours taking it off. and we put shaving cream under the saran wrap in layers, just to make it more disgusting. good times. :lol:
 
Putting assorted scres and bolts under it works well to, becuase then every time they move the saran around they scrape up there own car. Kind of a "saw" like torture.
 
Gooblah said:
So apparently, with the sheer amount of brown people here in the states, there has grown a massive market for modern stories about hindu gods; the demand has been met with really, really, REALLY crappy digital movies about the hindu gods (Ganesha is by far the worst).

Each summer my temple holds a religious camp thing, themed around a specific god/set of morals. Kinda gay, but our parents force us to go so my brown friends and I invariably go there. Being bored, a friend and I decided to pull pranks, listed below in order of heinousness.

1) The Binder Trick. We were each assigned a binder with various materials and schedules and stuff. We opened the rings, flipped it over, closed the rings, flipped it over, and added the front few pages back into the rings. Result? When a person picks up/pulls their binder, their papers go flying everywhere.
2) The Nugget Trick. Nuggeting a backpack.
3) The Deluxe Nugget Trick. Nuggeting a backpack and putting the binder within through the Binder Trick.
4) The Movie Crime. I burned a copy of the Krishna DVD to switch from Krishna to Saw III 15 minutes in. I swapped it with the original copy. Chaos ensued when it was played at wee hours of the night.

Thankfully, noone knows it was us.
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That last one is brilliant! :D
 
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