Preach Counterrevolution

[Dexter]

I don't why i'm wasting mytime posting in such a pointless thread, but heck I gotta question for our friend here.

If God is all forgiving why are we all going to hell according to your cult?

If it takes this much bother to escape the fires of damnation then bring on the damning!! :vampire:

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by DEFENSOR FIDEI
YES YOU MOCKERS! But when the DAY arrives, your darkness will be revealed.

You mean ROCKERS!
The true darkness is coming!

And I will be in the frontline!

Seriously, Defensor, I know you are a jester, give it up!

 

[insurgent]

Where are you from, DF?

 

[Hamlet]

I finally have a good reason to come to The Humor board!

Thank you, Mr Defender of The Faith, for making my life fuller!

 

[insurgent]

Darkness isn't coming, it arrived and first began posting on this forum 3 hours ago!

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by insurgent
Where are you from, DF?

Heaven, apparently...

I wish some of our real religious people were here to challenge this gentleman.

This man is not for real.

 

[insurgent]

This is definitely the funniest thread I have ever seen on the internet...

 

[nixon]

Yeah, we could use Becka etc. to challenge this fanatic heretic, people who are in to this stuff.

 

[insurgent]

Originally posted by CurtSibling
I wish some of our real religious people were here to challenge this gentleman.

I've been requesting that for a long time. None of them seem to be attracted to this thread, despite its extreme number of posts on record time...

 

[Hamlet]

I wish he would go, I want to get on with our pagan orgy for tonight and sacrafice something to our dark god of evil.





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Has anybody watched The Wicker Man?

 

[CurtSibling]

I hope DEFENSOR FIDEI doesn't mind my nice pagan symbol as my avatar.

PS
It is the proper way of showing the real pentagram.
Not the foolish upside-down one used by amusing black metal bands...

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by insurgent


Are they so fast at remembering and finding bible quotes if they are only parodies? I mean, to remember all these crazy interpretations he has to be a brainwashed fanatic, right?

They will have a library of quotes on a word processor or other program, perhaps with an index.

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Hamlet
I wish he would go, I want to get on with our pagan orgy for tonight and sacrafice something to our dark god of evil.





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Has anybody watched The Wicker Man?

A silly but cool movie!
The wicker man ritual is a waste of hot chicks!

Should stick thieves and smack heads in it instead!

 

[Hamlet]

Originally posted by CurtSibling
A silly but cool movie!
The wicker man ritual is a waste of hot chicks!

I was thinking that we could mabye shove DF in....

Originally posted by CurtSibling
Should stick thieves and smack heads in it instead!

Did they have any of those on Summer Isle?

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Hamlet
I was thinking that we could mabye shove DF in....

He is being reserved for the lions at the arena! Oops! Only joking!

Originally posted by Hamlet
Did they have any of those on Summer Isle?

Probably!

 

[Globber]

Well, there's a reason it was moved....

 

[insurgent]

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
They will have a library of quotes on a word processor or other program, perhaps with an index.

Wow, do they really bother? Is there any way of exposing them, that you know?

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Globber
Well, there's a reason it was moved....

Suprised it wasn't just closed, considering the silliness of the thread's premise.

It was destined for doom!

 

[baseballtwin86]

Hmm, gone for a couple of hours, and up to 12 pages. Good move to move it to the humor and jokes section .

 

[Hamlet]

This thread's a legend in it's own lifetime!