Racist things we use everyday

[Alpha Killer II]

haha, great stuff guys =]

 

[Catharsis]

OK, traffic lights. The red dude means stop, and the green dude means go. But where's the black dude? I'll tell you where he is. He's being RACIALLY OPRESSED BY THE RED AND GREEN DUDES JUST BECAUSE OF THE COLOUR OF HIS 'SKIN'! Liek, omg.

 

[Veritass]

The bit about JEWkboxes made me realize how many businesses there are like Jamba JEWce. I would sue them, but they are in control of the JEWdiciary.

 

[Catharsis]

JEW should ask Judge JEWdy to bribe the JEWry; but watch out, JEW might get tried for perJEWry.

 

[CivRulesAll]

a broken traffic light is on. a sign says BROKEN TRAFFIC LIGHT. but it is on and working

 

[plarq]

 

[Alpha Killer II]

a broken traffic light is on. a sign says BROKEN TRAFFIC LIGHT. but it is on and working
I think what u mean by that is that wheneva a traffic light is broken it keeps blinking yellow

 

[Swedishguy]

Men in black are often white! And they use those suits every day! That's just sick!

 

[JonnyB]

Pianos have white keys and black keys. But there are fewer black keys and they stay behind the white keys. And they are also taller.

 

[soul_warrior]

dont be a YELLOW CHicken!

you have a black soul, you evil evil man.

daytime is white.
night is black!

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Trading on the black market.

 

[psweetman1590]

White meat is more nutritious than dark meat.

 

[Nylan]

Oreo's are racist...

No, because the white man is being oppressed by the two larger black guys gangbangin him. That's perfectly fine.

 

[soul_warrior]

coffee, chocolate and even tea are blackies!

the only people to avoid such blatant racism are the English!
all hail tea+milk.

 

[plarq]

coffee, chocolate and even tea are blackies!

the only people to avoid such blatant racism are the English!
all hail tea+milk.

Tea isn't black at first, it's green at first, then forced to be black-ized, then forced to mingle with milk. Quite a racist tyranny!