At approximately 1:15 the next morning, Izzy awoke with a start, stating, "Fifteen is a good number." She immediately fell back asleep.
The next morning, she glanced at the nearby swim hole and said, "What good is this? It is still filled with these men with squinty eyes. What does it matter? I can't swim." Nevertheless, she decided she wanted that swim hole for her people to enjoy. "What's this?" she said, "My people are slaves? WHAT FOOL DECIDED THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?"
And with that, Izzy decided that tribalism was the way to go.
The next day, Izzy pondered to herself, "Osaka is such a foolish name for our newest tribal village. I hereby proclaim that it be called
FIFTEEN!" Of course, this didn't happen until she realized she had proclaimed the name change to herself.
Izzy was brought news that her good friend, El Fine had been slain by a squinty eye. She was furious. "BRING THE TROOPS TO AVENGE HIS DEATH."
And so the chariots began their march upon Edo.
Little casualties were had and Edo was soon a new tribal village.
"What a stupid name.
Quince is SO much better."
A couple more men requested to see Izzy, and she was flattered. She accepted to both of them. One which took a second glance to confirm it was a man, and one with a silly crown of leaves on his head.
Before Izzy went to bed again, she began to pity the squinty eyes. She decided that after that city... Kyoto or something, was taken, she'd rename it in honour of the squinty eyes. It was to be named...
Jugo. Then again, she could easily forget the next day...
And so she prayed, uttering a single word to bless the following day. "
Fifteen," she said.