Really stupid quotes

[Globber]

Here ye shall posthe the stupide quotes of the day

I shall begin:

If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.

It's time to **** or get off the fan.

Quod licet Iovi non licet bovi.
(What Jove may do, is not permitted to a cow.)

 

[napoleon526]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

--Last words of Maj. General John Sedgwick, replying to his aides suggestion to move out of range of Confederate snipers.

 

[Chris85]

"Why have hamburger when you can have steak"

 

[gonzo_for_civ]

"Where can I download this mod named PaleHorse?"

 

[Dell19]

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[Mephisto]

Originally posted by Chris85
"Why have hamburger when you can have steak"

corollarily, why have wine when you can have beer
or, why have playboy when you have internet

one can go on...

 

[WillJ]

"I set the world record for my neighborhood!"

 

[TheDS]

From a list of the top 10 times when usage of the word "f**k" was appropriate, this one got number 10 (I think it shoulda been #1):

"What the f**k was that?" - mayor of Hiroshima