You need to improve your flattery skills, guys. Let me show you how we got two features added back in the primative UBB days, when I a a lowly but senior poster.
"O great and magnificent Thunderfall, puissant Grandmaster of CivFanatics. We have heard tale of upcoming further benefits, which you, in your unbounded munificence, have deigned to grant us, your humble followers. We have heard that you have most generously decided to grant to your unworthy flock, further user friendly attributes of this, your glorious oracle, the CivFantics Forums, That when we have entered one of lowly but sincere post offerings to your glory, that we shall be returned to the bottom of the thread, and that when we click upon the name on the topics page of the devotee who made the last reply, we shall be instantly and rapturously transported to the bottom of thread, for we, your servants, all know, that the bottom is our proper place, when in your august presence."
The ba-da-bing ba-da-boom, we got the features.