Share your most embarrasing moment!! (Dont hold back!!!)

[Xanikk999]

When i was in middle school some kids pushed me out of the window!

And as i said in another thread i didnt know that women did not pee out of the vagina and actually the urethra until i was 16!

And when i was in elementary school i got beat up by a girl! But she was a total biatch and i wasnt the only victim either!

 

[BCLG100]

so like were you bullied often at school?

went skinny dipping one time and then it went dark and then couldnt find my clothes as theyd been chucked around so walked home with a t'shirt and socks and shoes on, it wasnt far.

 

[Abaddon]

pooing myself in second year... i imagine is was embarrasing.. tho i have no real memorys so it wasn't traumatising.


Wearing a cardigan to school.. everyone teased me it was for a girl, and i cried, and refused to wear it ever again.

 

[Abaddon]

lasting about 30 seconds the first time i slept with my current girlfriend.. thankfully she was sensitive not to mention anything about it!!!!

 

[Xanikk999]

lasting about 30 seconds the first time i slept with my current girlfriend.. thankfully she was sensitive not to mention anything about it!!!!

Damn you. If i was in that situation i would have a romp in the hay! If you know what i mean!

 

[BCLG100]

lasting about 30 seconds the first time i slept with my current girlfriend.. thankfully she was sensitive not to mention anything about it!!!!

woah 30 seconds, impressive

i can go a good 15 regular

 

[Abaddon]

Damn you. If i was in that situation i would have a romp in the hay! If you know what i mean!

Hay, sometimes your little man has other ideas! But dont worry folks, i completely smashed her a few goes later

 

[BCLG100]

Hay, sometimes your little man has other ideas! But dont worry folks, i completely smashed her a few goes later

course you did, if she said 'dont worry, at least you tried' that isnt a good sign

 

[Xanikk999]

Hay, sometimes your little man has other ideas! But dont worry folks, i completely smashed her a few goes later

What!? How the hell can you have a problem getting an erection when your young?

Any sort of stimulation or sexual thought works!

 

[BCLG100]

What!? How the hell can you have a problem getting an erection when your young?

Any sort of stimulation or sexual thought works!

yer that wasnt the problem i imagine, the problem was that he got erm a little too excited too quickly.

 

[Abaddon]

an the prize goes to Mr Bclg.

oh, an i think her exact words were:

"Hmmm,aaaRRRrrrrHH,oooOOOOooohhhhhWWWwwooohhh"

of something there abouts

 

[BCLG100]

an the prize goes to Mr Bclg.

oh, an i think her exact words were:

"Hmmm,aaaRRRrrrrHH,oooOOOOooohhhhhWWWwwooohhh"

of something there abouts

so you did the whole hand over her mouth, hit her in the side of the bed and watch her cry trick..... nice, well played

 

[Pyrite]

Falling asleep on a lawn in jersey with my pants half off.
Cops talked to my friend (whose house it was)
and woke me up. By half off, we're talking knees. A party was going on. My presence was noted.

 

[BCLG100]

Falling asleep on a lawn in jersey with my pants half off.
Cops talked to my friend (whose house it was)
and woke me up. By half off, we're talking knees. A party was going on. My presence was noted.

erm do we really want to know why your pants were there?

 

[Abaddon]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xcl

 

[Xanikk999]

He was getting a ben & jerrys or he was pulling on something.

 

[Pyrite]

It's actually not that bad, I was taking a leak, and I passed out halfway. The mistake, comes about from this little predicament. I downed a killer (5 shots) of jack daniels, while I'd already been drinking. Now, I would have been very, very drunk, but I wouldn't have passed out. Lying on the table is a rather large bottle of ecto-cooler (strange green liquid ya know, the hi-c kinda stuff) so i'm like, alright a chaser. I begin taking very large gulps of this green liquid, and when I finally put the bottle down, my friend is staring at me wide eyed. "what?" I ask getting kind of annoyed. "You just chased jack daniels with everclear." I think I was awake for about a half hour.

Luckily, my presence on the lawn was explained when my friend called me a hippy and a nature lover, which he backed up by pointing at my bare feet, and me being covered in dirt.

 

[Leha]

THE MOST embarassing moment I won't share with you - it's too embarassing.

But here is pretty close one.

Once I was riding a bus full of people. It was so full, that I was standing in half-horizontal position holding my balance with one hand propped against wet window. On one of especially nasty turns my hand started to slip away and.....bang!!!...my hand contacted some poor woman's face. It was terrible. It was real swing. All I could offer to her was clumsy apology

 

[Pyrite]

It could have landed somewhere, possibly worse? Forcing you to hold on for balance?

 

[Leonel]

Refering to the second post, I used to be bullied by an intellectual bully. He always knew ways to put me down and so on and so forth. But the joke is on him; found out that he graduated one year later than my graduation! VICTORY!

Anyway, I guess my most embarassing moment was in primary school. I hadn't gone to the restroom all day and I was coming home, needing to go to the restroom REAAAAAAAALLLY badly. I practically ran all the way from the bus to the apartment lobby. And OF COURSE I lived on the highest apartment in the entire apartment complex and the elevator was camped at the top floor so I had to wait. I thought "Hey maybe I can stop at my folk's friend's place and use their restroom. So I stopped half way and rang the doorbell. No one home. So I waited for the elevator to come back to me again! And just as I got on the front door, I couldn't hold on any longer. Soooo close!

Yup, fairly embarassing.