"short of" jokes

[weimar_republic]

what are short of jokes? here are a few examples

he is a few bricks short of a house
he is a few letters short of a word

basacally:
he is a few number of items short of an item which is made up of the many items that this person is short of

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Whats the point of living if you cant do anything stupid?

 

[scorch]

a few cans short of a six pack
OR
the better one is:::

the full six pack, but lacks the plastic thing that holds it together

hit rock bottom and has started digging

room temperature IQ

 

[stormerne]

A standard British insult is "a few sandwiches short of picnic".

But the most telling insult I've heard recently was this (and it's not 'short of'):
"The deepest thing about her is her acne scars."

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[stellar converter]

not brightest crayon in box

not sharpest tool in shed

few cards short of deck

and here are my favorite names for people who are stupid:
paste-eater
mouth-breather

 

[stellar converter]

not brightest crayon in box

not sharpest tool in shed

few cards short of deck

and here are my favorite names for people who are stupid:
paste-eater
mouth-breather