Simulated DOS prompt.

[CornMaster]

You know you are bored when.....

[Simulated DOS Prompt]

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Microsoft(R) Windows 98
   (C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1998.

C:\WINDOWS>WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY?
Bad command or file name

C:\WINDOWS>What do you mean???
Bad command or file name

C:\WINDOWS>Don't just say that!!! Help me out here!!!
Bad command or file name

C:\WINDOWS>Fine then....I'll do it myself!!!
Bad command or file name

C:\WINDOWS>cd..

C:\>dir/q
Invalid switch - /Q

C:\>dir/w

 Volume in drive C has no label
 Volume Serial Number is 2C55-16ED
 Directory of C:\

WIN386.SWP      NETLOG.TXT      [WINDOWS]       FRUNLOG.TXT     [PROGRA~1]
CONFIG.DOS      AUTOEXEC.SYD    SCANDISK.LOG    AUTOEXEC.BAT    AUTOEXEC.DOS
[MULTIM~1]      [MYDOCU~1]      [OW]            [DATA]          [EXPRESSS]
[CAPS]          GHOST.EXE       [LANSD]         [M ISAPPS]      AUTOEXEC.!BK
[CAPINST]       GHOST.ERR       [DRIVERS]       UNINST.LOG      IE.TXT
MAKEDD.EXE      NAV4D.DAT       COMMAND.COM     LDBIOS.TXT      [CTI20]
[SBPCI]         [DELL]          CONFIG.CTL      CONFIG. SYS     [WINDOW~1]
[LDCLIENT]      FPC_IE~1.EXE    [M64PCI]        [HOPMON]        BADHAND.TXT
DD1045.EXE      [DISK1]         [DISK2]         RESCUE~1.TXT    RESCUE~2.TXT

        24 file(s)    319,035,762 bytes
        21 dir(s)     412,614,656 bytes free

C:\>Interesting...
Bad command or file name

C:\>I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU DAMN IT!!!!!
Bad command or file name

C:\>ver

Windows 98 [Version 4.10.1998]


C:\>exit

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[Talk Back DOS Prompt]

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Microsoft(R) Windows 98
   (C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-FOREVER!!

C:\WINDOWS>WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY?
That's a stupid question

C:\WINDOWS>What do you mean???
Do you even know how to use DOS??

C:\WINDOWS>Don't just say that!!! Help me out here!!!
Yeah.....right. *******

C:\WINDOWS>Fine then....I'll do it myself!!!
Damn right *****

C:\WINDOWS>cd..

C:\>dir/q
Invalid switch - /Q   Nananannaanannana

C:\>Oh shut the hell up!!!
Bite Me

C:\>dir/w
Not today my friend

C:\>SHOW ME!!!!
Why should I???

C:\>format c:
Ok ok ok.....I'll show you. Just stay calm.

 Volume in drive C has no label
 Volume Serial Number is 2C55-16ED
 Directory of C:\

WIN386.SWP      NETLOG.TXT      [WINDOWS]       FRUNLOG.TXT     [PROGRA~1]
CONFIG.DOS      AUTOEXEC.SYD    SCANDISK.LOG    AUTOEXEC.BAT    AUTOEXEC.DOS
[MULTIM~1]      [MYDOCU~1]      [OW]            [DATA]          [EXPRESSS]
[CAPS]          GHOST.EXE       [LANSD]         [M ISAPPS]      AUTOEXEC.!BK
[CAPINST]       GHOST.ERR       [DRIVERS]       UNINST.LOG      IE.TXT
MAKEDD.EXE      NAV4D.DAT       COMMAND.COM     LDBIOS.TXT      [CTI20]
[SBPCI]         [DELL]          CONFIG.CTL      CONFIG. SYS     [WINDOW~1]
[LDCLIENT]      FPC_IE~1.EXE    [M64PCI]        [HOPMON]        BADHAND.TXT
DD1045.EXE      [DISK1]         [DISK2]         RESCUE~1.TXT    RESCUE~2.TXT

        24 file(s)    319,035,762 bytes
        21 dir(s)     412,614,656 bytes free

C:\>Interesting...
Loser

C:\>I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU DAMN IT!!!!!
Your a moron!

C:\>ver
You don't know what version you're running??

Talk Back DOS Version [1.****.YOU!!!]


C:\>exit
Say the magic word

C:\>format c:
NOOOO.....Sheesh man...can't you take a joke??

c:\>no
Bad command or file name

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Edit: I attached the code for the above stuff....just so you know it wasn't a picture. Of course after I coded it I had to change the text so it would work on the forum....so the codes aren't the same....but this one will work by itself.

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[This message has been edited by CornMaster (edited August 13, 2001).]

 

[GenghisK]

Some people seem to have time to waste

But I prefer Linux prompt anyway...

 

[damunzy]

That was great man, but DOS is dead, move onto something better. And WTH are you doing with Win98, it too is dead =D

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[Flatlander Fox]

Funny stuff dude...

But I wish I could trade my free time for yours

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[Kefka]

Originally posted by PaleHorse76:
That was great man, but DOS is dead, move onto something better. And WTH are you doing with Win98, it too is dead =D

Well Windows Me was released with too many bugs in it.

I will keep 98 too untill mabey win 02 comes out.


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[blackice]

Funny stuff good job, time these guys say lol they have time to come here and mock you at least you are doing something constructive with your time :0)

More beer eh oh and win98se is better

Canada home of the best beer

[This message has been edited by blackice (edited August 18, 2001).]

 

[moksliukas]

Well, Win98 is still just a graphical shell to DOS and Win2k is nothing better. True, they have hidden it deeper, but the glorious Win2k is still running on DOS.
While DOS was originally a singletasking OS, they really should have scraped it all and rewritten everything from scratch, but no, long live DOS! Win98 still didn't have any real multitasking that Unixes provide, I'm not sure about Win2k.

 

[CornMaster]

Win2k isn't based on DOS, you silly fool.

It's based on NT4, which wasn't based on DOS. Note the better stability in the NT line.

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[willemvanoranje]

You really were bored, weren't you!

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