Preturn: Changed all horsemen in build queues to
swordsmen
190 AD: zzz
210 AD: I extend our alliance with the Babs vs the Americans for another 20 turns, straight up. Our elite swordsman attacks regular french archers near Avignon and emerges victorious and undamaged. American spearman appears from Indian territory near miami, so I move swordsman to protect our workers in the hills nearby.
230 AD: Avignon surrounded by 3 of our swordsmen. American Spearman continues to move through mountains near miami.
250 AD: I launch attack on Avignon - Our vet swordsman attacks french spearman, defeats it at a loss of 2 HP and the city autorazes. We gain 1gp and a worker. I send settler towards the site to replace it and ensure we snag the iron. I give the French peace in exchange for 27 gold and a world map, since no more of their cities are currently within convenient conquering distance.
260 AD: Egyptians demand incense. I tell them where they can shove it and they declare war. They then construct the Great Wall in Thebes. I begin moving swordsmen towards Persian border in preparation for forthcoming assault on Minsk & El Amarna
270 AD: The city of Hannover is built on the site of Avignon. Starts building temple.
280 AD: Berlin builds swordman and continues building them. Hannover builds swordsman and starts
spearman. Our veteran swordsman attacks american spearman near miami, emerges unscathed and elite.
290 AD: I establish embassies in India & France for 34 and 44 gp respectively. I sign a RoP with India and gift them spices, thus making them polite.
300 AD: Russian galley sighted off coast near Heidelburg.
310 AD: Leipzig builds swordsman.
320 AD: Rather lame French stack (2 swords + 1 Warrior, all reg) appears in no man's land between us and Persia. I block their passage using the swordsmen assembled there. Berlin produces swordsman, I switch to spearman.
330 AD: French stack enters our borders SW of Leipzig. I issue a warning and move more swords to intercept. Hamburg produces spearman and switches to swordsman. Nuremburg builds library and I switch to temple.
340 AD: French stack move further inside our borders. I tell it to go forth and multiply or face death, and it chooses the former option. I add an extra spearman to garrison at Leipzig.
350 AD: French stack moves back inside our borders. Berlin builds spearman and switches to swordsman. Heidelburg builds library and switches to temple.
360 AD: French stack moves towards Hamburg. I issue ultimatum and Joan declares war. Our vet swordsman attacks reg french sword and loses, reducing opponent to 1hp. Our elite sword pulverises reg french sword and loses only 1 hp. Another of our elite swords pulps the warrior, but is reduced to 2hp.
370 AD: Remaining 1hp reg french sword dices our 2hp elite sword into small pieces. Egyptian warrior appears to south of Leipzig. Leipzig then produces swordsman and starts another. New swordsman fillets Egyptian warrior at a loss of 3 hp, but recovers one when it becomes elite. Our 4hp Elite sword squelches the last french swordsman and produces a
Great Leader. Barbarossa! Swordsman renamed to "Frogslayer"

. I use Barbarossa to create an army in hamburg, and begin moving our 3 elite swordsmen to the city for enlistment.
380 AD: French sword appears out of Persian territory and stomps our 2hp elite sword! I move our forces to intercept.
390 AD: French sword attacks our vet sword and knocks off 2 hp. Another french sword appears and finishes the job

. Egyptian sword spotted bringing up the rear. Berlin produces swordsman and switches to horseman. Munich builds library and switches to temple. 1 elite sword added to army.
400 AD: Reg Egyptian sword flattens our sword outside Leipzig and is reduced to 1hp. 2 reg French swords advance to gates of Heidelburg, with 3 reg egyptian swords and a reg war chariot following close behind. Hamburg builds swordsman and switches to horseman. Our vet sword attacks french reg sword and loses, knocking off 2hp kamikaze style. 2nd elite sword added to army, now awaiting the creation of a 3rd.
410 AD: Reg French sword attacks Heidelburg but our spear holds firm, reduced to 2hp. Egyptians mass at the gates

. Americans offer peace and I do not accept since I'm not sure of the status of our alliance with the Babs. American spears appear from Indian territory near miami. Frankfurt builds harbour and switches to temple. Our vet sword attacks reg egyptian sword and wins, losing 2hp. Another of our vet swords repeats the perfomance, losing only 1hp.
The situation is not looking pretty, but if we keep building our forces we will soon be ready to take the fight back off our territory. I did not make peace with the Americans, as they wouldn't relinquish monarchy and I'm hoping they'll stamp out the Babs until only their capital remains - in our back yard!

I didn't make peace with the Russians since I have my eye on Minsk, although perhaps that was not a wise decision.
I think the French are going to need a hefty kicking before making peace with them will be in any way worthwhile. I'm recommending signing an RoP with the Persians once we have a sizeable attack force to send into France/Egypt.
Save game is
here.