Somebody post something funny......

Lefty Scaevola

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..... or I am going to go smurfing medieval on this place.
 
Hehe

missing Genghis?

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Christ, it looks like it was written using a Microsoft translation programe - from the braille original. How did you find something this godawful bvd? Still, I really wish GenghisK was here - this place has really dried up. If we could concoct a cunning plan to attract the newbies over here from the Civ3 forums then that just might work.....
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A friend acquainted me with this story. This "Jeff K" is not a real individual; he is a de facto artifice devised by Richard Kyanka, a "computer game journalist" and webmaster of http://www.somethingawful.com. i cant imagin manufactring teh meeriad of speling erors...

Apparently, his persona is a satire of self-proclaimed adolescent hackers (or "haxorers", as he labels them) and melodramatic software pirates. His technical aptitude is limited to Quake.

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I was driving through a small town the other day and I stop at the saloon. There was a sign over the bar that said "$50 prize if you can make the stallion laugh". Well I asked the barkeep about it and he said that one of the locals had got drunk one night and thought he was the funniest guy in the world and bet someone that he could make the horse in the stable in back laugh. He did not do it, and the owner out the sign up as a joke to remind him.
A this point I told the bar keep i could make the stallion laugh and I went out back. In a few minutes I called the patron out and showed then the horse laughing it head off and collect the $50. The narkeep shaid that i must be pretty good with animals, and I bet him $100 that I could make the horse cry. He took me up on it and I went out back. In a few minutes I called them out and showed them the horse crying its eyes out. We went in and I collected the $100. The barkeep ask me how I did it. So I told him "The first time I went out I told the stallion that I had a dong bigger than his, and that got him laughing." he ask how I made him cry and I said "The second time I went out, I showed it to him". <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gif" border=0>

[This message has been edited by Lefty Scaevola (edited August 24, 2001).]
 
The one above better get some LOLs or I am going to have to post soething dirtier.
 
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