I was driving through a small town the other day and I stop at the saloon. There was a sign over the bar that said "$50 prize if you can make the stallion laugh". Well I asked the barkeep about it and he said that one of the locals had got drunk one night and thought he was the funniest guy in the world and bet someone that he could make the horse in the stable in back laugh. He did not do it, and the owner out the sign up as a joke to remind him.
A this point I told the bar keep i could make the stallion laugh and I went out back. In a few minutes I called the patron out and showed then the horse laughing it head off and collect the $50. The narkeep shaid that i must be pretty good with animals, and I bet him $100 that I could make the horse cry. He took me up on it and I went out back. In a few minutes I called them out and showed them the horse crying its eyes out. We went in and I collected the $100. The barkeep ask me how I did it. So I told him "The first time I went out I told the stallion that I had a dong bigger than his, and that got him laughing." he ask how I made him cry and I said "The second time I went out, I showed it to him". <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/lol.gif" border=0>
[This message has been edited by Lefty Scaevola (edited August 24, 2001).]