Star Wars Ep. I, II and III Anti-Cheese Version

[Fr8monkey]

Someone edited the prequels of Star Wars so they are less crappy.
Some things edited:
Phantom:
- Nemoidian and Gungan voices are re-vocalized with alien dialect and subtitled.
- Journey to Gungan underwater city removed
- Jar Jar is now a useful character instead of an annoying tag-along
- Nemoidians are much more devious and less cowardly
- Childish Battle Droid dialog removed
- Queen Amidala’s voice is pitch-shifted back to her normal pitch. (Still could not remove her horrible British accent)
- Naboo pilot Ric Olié’s endless plot exposition removed when appropriate
- Midichlorian references removed
- Anakin immaculate conception removed
- All fart and poop jokes removed
- Anakin is edited to be a more deliberate hero instead of an accidental one. - Removed as many “Yippe!” and “Whoa!” and “Whee!” exclamations as possible.
- Removed the two headed pod race announcer
- Shortened the podrace intro scene and tightened the whole race for more tension
- Removed the entire sequence of trying to capture the Viceroy at the end


Link to video.


Link to video.


Link to video.

Haven't watched them yet; but will check them out later.

 

[warpus]

Did they include a big reveal at the end showing Jar Jar to be a Sith Lord? If not, this is not the version Star Wars fans deserve