To Assyria
From Egypt
You must be out of your mind. We don't know what preconcieved notions about borders you have, but just because our capital is in Africa doesn't mean we're an African Empire. The majority of our lands are in the Middle East, and you're nothing but warmongerers. We would be willing to do an exchange, say, Fertile Crescent for your Arabian possesions, but to give you up all of our Middle Eastern territories? Come back with a reasonable offer.