warmwaffles
Programmer
LOL I just found these odds....its quite entertaining read on....
100:1 Odds That - No commercials will air involving talking monkeys in any way, shape, or form.
9:1 - In an attempt to compliment the Seahawks' offensive line, someone will say they open bigger gaps than the one in Shaun Alexander's teeth.
50:1 - Joey Porter will go the whole game without looking at the camera and screaming "Smash Mouth Football!"
5:2 - Someone will ask you what "smash-mouth football" means.
2:1 - Your answer will be a completely fabricated lie.
2:1 - There will be a poster in the stands that says "The Bus Stops in Detroit!"
12:1 - Troy Palamalu and Lofa Tatupu celebrate their Polynesian heritage by spearing a boar together at halftime.
3:2 - Someone will call the Rolling Stones "ageless," prompting Keith Richards to simultaneously break both hips.
3:1 - E*Trade will spend 8 million dollars on a two minute spot that includes dancing giraffes. (3 million African children are still without running water.)
300:1 Jerome Bettiss parents will miss the first professional game in his career because something came up.
250:1 - "It was just really important, okay, Jerome? God, it's not always about you."
4:1 - Your dad will call during the game to make sure Troy Polamalu isn't a woman. Sorry, the hair confuses him. It's just not natural.
6:1 - Bill Cowher mauls an entire section of fans in a tragic runaway jaw incident.
25:1 - WR and 3rd-string QB Antwan Randle El throws a trick-play touchdown pass, causing Kordell Stewart to weep softly somewhere.
2:3 - Fans in Detroit will riot no matter that outcome of the game because, hey, fans in Detroit enjoy a good riot.
1:1 - Mike Holmgren will look like a Walrus.
400:1 - instead of gatorade, the team dumps a bucket of mackerel onto him. He devours every one.
50:1 - A roaring drunk Joe Namath will stagger onto the playing field and threaten to kiss every woman in the stadium.
6:1 - Matt Hasselbeck will appear in commercials for both Propecia and Rogaine.
9:1 - In a pro-wrestling-style twist, Joe Jurevicius will hit Shaun Alexander with a steel chair and remove his shirt to reveal a Steelers jersey underneath.
1:1 - Multiple camera shots will catch overweight white women in their fifties dancing to Motown hits.
5:1 - The cheese dip's on fire. No, seriously dude, I can smell it. Ah, crap, this happened last year, and we said we wouldn't let Travis be in charge of it again. CRAP, I don't know, I guess we've got to throw it away. Nah, let's try to eat around the burned part.
3:2 - The fog from the halftime fireworks will thin out by the fourth quarter, and audiences will be able to actually watch the game once again.
9:2 - Ed Hochuli will take a 3 hour break in his gym schedule to officiate the game. He will then flip the goal posts instead of a coin to decide who kicks off first.
9:1 - "Fast" Willie Parker will remain the most uninspired nickname of all time.
3:1 - The reel of past Steelers Super Bowl highlights will be much longer than the Seahawks' one.
6:1 - In an ironic twist, a plane crashes into the Madden Bus, killing the famous announcer. In a more understandable twist, Pat Sumerrall was the pilot.
100:1 Odds That - No commercials will air involving talking monkeys in any way, shape, or form.
9:1 - In an attempt to compliment the Seahawks' offensive line, someone will say they open bigger gaps than the one in Shaun Alexander's teeth.
50:1 - Joey Porter will go the whole game without looking at the camera and screaming "Smash Mouth Football!"
5:2 - Someone will ask you what "smash-mouth football" means.
2:1 - Your answer will be a completely fabricated lie.
2:1 - There will be a poster in the stands that says "The Bus Stops in Detroit!"
12:1 - Troy Palamalu and Lofa Tatupu celebrate their Polynesian heritage by spearing a boar together at halftime.
3:2 - Someone will call the Rolling Stones "ageless," prompting Keith Richards to simultaneously break both hips.
3:1 - E*Trade will spend 8 million dollars on a two minute spot that includes dancing giraffes. (3 million African children are still without running water.)
300:1 Jerome Bettiss parents will miss the first professional game in his career because something came up.
250:1 - "It was just really important, okay, Jerome? God, it's not always about you."
4:1 - Your dad will call during the game to make sure Troy Polamalu isn't a woman. Sorry, the hair confuses him. It's just not natural.
6:1 - Bill Cowher mauls an entire section of fans in a tragic runaway jaw incident.
25:1 - WR and 3rd-string QB Antwan Randle El throws a trick-play touchdown pass, causing Kordell Stewart to weep softly somewhere.
2:3 - Fans in Detroit will riot no matter that outcome of the game because, hey, fans in Detroit enjoy a good riot.
1:1 - Mike Holmgren will look like a Walrus.
400:1 - instead of gatorade, the team dumps a bucket of mackerel onto him. He devours every one.
50:1 - A roaring drunk Joe Namath will stagger onto the playing field and threaten to kiss every woman in the stadium.
6:1 - Matt Hasselbeck will appear in commercials for both Propecia and Rogaine.
9:1 - In a pro-wrestling-style twist, Joe Jurevicius will hit Shaun Alexander with a steel chair and remove his shirt to reveal a Steelers jersey underneath.
1:1 - Multiple camera shots will catch overweight white women in their fifties dancing to Motown hits.
5:1 - The cheese dip's on fire. No, seriously dude, I can smell it. Ah, crap, this happened last year, and we said we wouldn't let Travis be in charge of it again. CRAP, I don't know, I guess we've got to throw it away. Nah, let's try to eat around the burned part.
3:2 - The fog from the halftime fireworks will thin out by the fourth quarter, and audiences will be able to actually watch the game once again.
9:2 - Ed Hochuli will take a 3 hour break in his gym schedule to officiate the game. He will then flip the goal posts instead of a coin to decide who kicks off first.
9:1 - "Fast" Willie Parker will remain the most uninspired nickname of all time.
3:1 - The reel of past Steelers Super Bowl highlights will be much longer than the Seahawks' one.
6:1 - In an ironic twist, a plane crashes into the Madden Bus, killing the famous announcer. In a more understandable twist, Pat Sumerrall was the pilot.
...no the refs dont suck
