Tech Support

[Souron]

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said,
"Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass
it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am
ready." The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it
up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar."

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for Microsoft. No doubt you have spoken to him.

Spoiler Here's a picture :

 

[Maniacal]

heh heh, my mom did talk to a Dell tech support who was in India...

 

[puglover]

I like it.

 

[Leatherneck]

heh heh, my mom did talk to a Dell tech support who was in India...

All of Dell's tech support is in India etc Corperate. Thanks Mike for keeping those jobs in America.
If you've ever spoken to them you know just how truely worthless they are, beyond very basic questions like "Wheres' the Task Bar?" they're usless. When I call my first question is "May I please speak to someone in Texas? My question is in English and you won't understand."