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wyrmshadow, i dont go there but i do plan to. i am a freshman in austin (westlake to be more exact) right now. but, both of my parents where in '76
Originally posted by barron of ideas
Howdy.
I have problems with that greeting, I want to say Howdie Doodie.
What are you driving that you can get from one end of Texas to the other in 12 hours? An F16? If you go from Lousiana to New Mexico, and I recomend you go the other way, its about 3 days. Maybe you were going from Oklahoma to the Gulf.
I don't want to get into Aggie Jokes, they are mostly like "little moron" jokes, why did he thow the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly. But the one I remember best is the Aggie Library had to close because someone stole their book.
Texas has lots of culture, they bought it at that big Dallas Department Store. The one where you can get his and her submarines for Christmas.
I think the saying goes, Texas is heaven for men and dogs and hell for women and horses. However, I believe it was Mark Twain who said, If I owned Hell and Texas, I would live in Hell and rent out Texas.
Originally posted by barron of ideas
Students at Texas Agricultural and Mechanical University (A&M) are often referred to as aggies, as an abbreviation of Agricultural.
By doing this, residents of Texas (and others) avoid encountering the unfamiliar word "cultural" As in agri cultural. By saying aggie, you don't have to say cultural.
Originally posted by bewareofgnomes
whoa, 4 posts in 2 minutes! think about it tho. would you call yourself an "agriculture" "go get em agricultures!" we had to shorten it to something.
Originally posted by barron of ideas
It rains all the time in Seattle, don't come here, you will rust.
We don't miss our shortstop, please keep the quarter billion dollar man.
All women are wonderful. Texas sun is harder on their complection than the rain here.
I have not met any aggies, to the best of my knowledge and belief. I imagine a university where everyone has to go to ROTC is very polite and well groomed, or at least has short hair. Do they let girls in, too? Male only colleges have reputations for hard drinking, because there is so little else to do.
Originally posted by Wyrmshadow
As for the women, Texas can claim more Miss USA than any other state I imagine.
You stick a Texan in any other state in the union and they'll complain about how mild everything is.
Now I really must leave for Aggie Muster. Look it up.