relations between the english queen and herr kraut are cordial due to a misunderstanding.
it is our royal wish to avert any errors herr kraut may be contemplating...
Out in the Wild..hungry and alone..Hans and Fritz meet different ends...
Hans comes across a Barbarian Camp and in a food deprived fever..attacks the encampment and is promptly..Dispatched. The Barbs celebrate by putting his body on a spit..and enjoy a delicious meal!!
Meanwhile Fritz encounters a Settlement. Blinded by Hunger he stumbles upon an English Warrior who he kills. He is consumed by his hunger and stumbles towards the village where he lusts for food.
So..the dim-witted Fritz has perhaps sparked a war...but he care for only one thing...food.....
awaiting with dread.
it is understood that the germans are crazy.
no sane leader will send a warrior to start a war, 40 leagues away.
if they withdraw IMMEDIATELY we shall have peace.
if they do not....
this is what will be left from the german volk
Fritz pauses on the outkirts of the British settlement..unaware of the end his friend Hans met...he lunges forward and wreaks havoc!! He eats, he feasts, and he makes Merry. Totally satisfied he collapses amidst of the once peacefull settlement. In the morning he will awake and find...nothing left. And the British...they won't be happy!
first off, just so you all know, no hard feelings here.
and second - sully, the germans have just made themselves a game long enemy.
the english lions shall not rest till all the egrman pigstys are in ruins....
natuarlly the german madman was tried - fairly! - then hung, drawn and quartered.
his pieces remain in jar till such a time as the British Empire shall have 4 cities to place the quarters in
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