The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you

[Chain n' Axe]

What is the most embarrassing thing you can think of that ever happened to u???

 

[Crowpocalyptic1]

what's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to YOU?! i can't think of anything, but will be happy to post once i do...

 

[puglover]

Once when I was seven I cried because the girls beat the boys in a squirt gun fight at Sunday School.

 

[CivCube]

I've never been embarrassed by it, but when I had to give a "speech" in front of the entire school (600+ students), I forgot my speech (thought I could wing it), and bumbled, "Do what's right, because, uh...that's good."

 

[Ohwell]

Oh... many. I can't remember them... but I can say that they were probably not too embarrasing for anyone except me.

But Pellaken has an interesting one. Lets just say that he missed.

 

[Mrogreturns]

I`m sure I have posted this before, but here goes.. One night many years ago I was being driven home by my father and had to go to the toilet. Dad stopped at a public toilet and I followed the signs and started undoing my pants as I walked in.

I was just reaching into my pants to remove the necessary equipment when I turnned a corner and found myself in a small hall where a ballet lesson was being conducted.

 

[Yaniv]

Being the proud Man that I am:

The day I was born, the doctor said: "Contradulations! It's a girl". Boy did I feel like a weenie.

Just kidding

 

[bioartist]

One day at lunch the guys I hang out with decided to get macho and hold a contest to see who could eat the most packages of salt. The first round went pretty good, the winner had managed to down 7, but not everyone had had the guts to compete in the first round, and some of the other guys were wanting to take a shot at it. I had the flu at the time and figured I probably couldn't feel any worse than I already did (it was probably clouding my judgement too), and decided to show the boys that I could be just as stupid as them. The contest commenced and I won 14 packets to 11! I won a great victory only to get shot back down again... a few seconds later I hurled all over the table. Luckily everyone was already donee w/ their lunches . I decided to call it a day after that and went home, both to recuperate from my illness and to nurse my ego.

I get a sick feeling in my stomach just thinking about how all that salt felt.....:shudders: Never, ever do that.

 

[Al Zan]

Originally posted by bioartist
One day at lunch the guys I hang out with decided to get macho and hold a contest to see who could eat the most packages of salt. The first round went pretty good, the winner had managed to down 7, but not everyone had had the guts to compete in the first round, and some of the other guys were wanting to take a shot at it. I had the flu at the time and figured I probably couldn't feel any worse than I already did (it was probably clouding my judgement too), and decided to show the boys that I could be just as stupid as them. The contest commenced and I won 14 packets to 11! I won a great victory only to get shot back down again... a few seconds later I hurled all over the table. Luckily everyone was already donee w/ their lunches . I decided to call it a day after that and went home, both to recuperate from my illness and to nurse my ego.

I get a sick feeling in my stomach just thinking about how all that salt felt.....:shudders: Never, ever do that.

what in hell were thinking!

 

[Japanrocks12]

Once I decided that I was macho and ordered 10 spiciness level food at a Thai Restaurant!! I whack myself with a hammer each time I think about it.

*whack*

 

[Aphex_Twin]

I was once reading a text out loud in Lit class and I mistakenly said something like (translation here): "And then he grabbed the fish and shagged it from behind"

This was the class joke for that year...

 

[Cimbri]

I’m not posting my most embarrassing moment. Ancient Grudge knows and for this he must perish

 

[pawpaw]

on my 21st b-day i made with this chick, the next day we saw her in a bar kissing another chick--i caught a lot of flak for that--she had me and went gay took a while to live that one down
p.s. she was bi but i still caught crap for it

 

[CCA]

I was in year 7 (form 1) when we were asked to pick garbage ofcourse being the young and innocent 12 year old i was at that time i accidentaly picked up a used condom i as taking it to the rubish bin when a classmate saw it everybody in school like laughed at me for the next few weeks

 

[Brewster]

When I was a young lad, all I wanted to do was play hockey. Sure I played street hockey with the rest of the kids in the 'hood, but it wasn't the real thing. I signed up for peewee league the following year.

I was so nervous before our first game that I left one of my skate guards on when the team hit the ice. Unfortunately for me, the first skate to hit the ice was my unguarded skate so I was able to take one full stride out on the ice before fate interveened. When the skate with the guard attached touched the ice, it was soon followed by my backside much to the delight of my teammates. As my face went as red as my jersey, I ran back to the dressing room and took off the guard and returned to the ice feeling rather embarrassed. I got two goals that game (my season high output).

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Well, the first time I tried creating the universe, I got one two fo the fundmetal constants wrong (speed of light in a vacuum and the ration between the stong force and the weak force), and made a horrible chaotic mess, and had to start all over again.

 

[Stefan Haertel]

I don't know if this is the most embarassing thing that ever happened to me, but it at least gets close.
About a year ago, some classmates of mine were talking about how many pop-ups there are on porn sites. I, as stupid as I am, said "yeah, I once accidentally enterred a porn site and..."
This has been chasing me ever since.

 

[Perfection]

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
Well, the first time I tried creating the universe, I got one two fo the fundmetal constants wrong (speed of light in a vacuum and the ration between the stong force and the weak force), and made a horrible chaotic mess, and had to start all over again.

Well, that pales in comparison to the time that I created a universe that had only two spatial dimensions and I screwed up the ratio of the electromagnetic force to the strong force , you've never seen such p'oed geometric figures!