The most ******** existant quite common first names.

The most ridiculous names are the common names that are purposely misspelled to make them unique. Because I have a hard-to-spell last name, I gave my sons the simple names Mark and Scott. That way, they wouldn't have to spell or clarify their first names. (My first name is Wade, by the way, which causes no end of confusion for people.)

Anyway, the yuppies around here have decided that Marc and Scot are perfectly clever names, so now my kids get asked, "Is that Mark with a 'k' or Marc with a 'c'?" or "Is that Scott with one or two 't's?" Sheesh.

I have also met "Jef with one 'f'" who has to say his name that way every time he says it.
 
I've read that some in Finland have named their kid as Tarzan, and some has named as Zorro. :eek:
And one family has seven boys named after Disney characters from Donald Duck. :crazyeye.

Swedishguy said:
Sara - It needs an "h"!
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My cousin's name is Sara. Though in Finland Sarah would sound weird. :crazyeye:

pboily said:
I think I have found another candidate for the random quote thread. Brilliant, H-L! Hats off to Mise also without whom this would not have been possible.
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Thanks!
 
I don't like any name that starts and ends in A. E.g. Anita. It's just too uninspired, and usually means nothing.
 
I nominate names after non-living objects. River, Rainn, and Rainbow strike me as silly names for people.

Swedishguy said:
Aaron. Pretty self-explanatory, isn't it?
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I like that name. The double-A is cool.
 
Those names aren't ******** at all! You've never seen a Romanian gypsy baptizing his child! :lol:

Celula
Geografia
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Those are ACTUAL names!! They mean "the cell" and "the geography"!

Semafor - "traffic light"
Mercedesul - :lol: it means "The Mercedes", with an awful Romanian article "ul" at the end
Dacia Logana - taken from the name "Dacia Logan", which is a car!!!
Folxvagan - obviously a very idiotic spelling of Volkswagen, and used as a first name!
Secret - "secret"
Marea Neagra - the Black Sea! :lol:
Antonio Panteras - this is the FIRST and MIDDLE name! It's a combination between Antinio Banderas and "panther"

I challenge anyone to find me more stupid names than that!
 
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Also, any morphed spelling.

There's a girl in my school whose parents spell her name Seeyairah. And she's white. She will probably change her name to the correct spelling.

Also, most of you know a girl who is named Michaela. Very beautiful name, but then, a girl in my school morphed it.

Now it's Mykala for the poor girl. And she pronounces it Mike-ala. She's forced to by her parents. She's going to change her name.

Also, any boy's name for a girl and vice versa.
 
Mirc said:
Semafor - "traffic light"
Mercedesul - :lol: it means "The Mercedes", with an awful Romanian article "ul" at the end
Dacia Logana - taken from the name "Dacia Logan", which is a car!!!
Folxvagan - obviously a very idiotic spelling of Volkswagen, and used as a first name!
Secret - "secret"
Marea Neagra - the Black Sea! :lol:
Antonio Panteras - this is the FIRST and MIDDLE name! It's a combination between Antinio Banderas and "panther"
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Antonio Panteras...!! :lol:

Geez thats funny. :lol:
 
D'Artagnan59 said:
Also, any morphed spelling.

There's a girl in my school whose parents spell her name Seeyairah. And she's white. She will probably change her name to the correct spelling.

Also, most of you know a girl who is named Michaela. Very beautiful name, but then, a girl in my school morphed it.

Now it's Mykala for the poor girl. And she pronounces it Mike-ala. She's forced to by her parents. She's going to change her name.

Also, any boy's name for a girl and vice versa.
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Yeah, the French "Marianne" sounds for us exactly like the Romanian "Marian", which is a male name, derived from "Maria", the female version of "Marian" being "Mariana". Same story with Gabrielle (which sounds just like "Gabriel", etc).
 
I should think being named Bilbo would be much worse than being named Frodo. Any child named Bilbo would go through hell in high school, where his classmates would likely change it the word for the female sex toy (yes, you know which one I mean).
 
Reminds me of a case here in Denmark where some lunatic mother wanted her son to be named Cristophpher. As I recall it was rejected (Christoffer, Kristoffer or Christopher are somewhat common names here).
 
I remember reading an article in the newspaper a few years ago which listed a bunch of odd names people gave their kids. One of them was Xerox.
 
A little boy goes to school for the first time, and the teacher is having everyone stand up and tell the class their names.

"My name is Susie Smith."
"My name is Bobby Martin."

A little boy gets up and announces, "My name is Snot-Nose Jones."

The teacher says, "Oh, come on, now. Tell us your real name."

"My name is Snot-Nose Jones."

"If you insist on saying that, I am going to have to send you to the principal."

"My name is Snot-Nose Jones."

"OK. Come up here and get this note and take it to the principal."

He gets the note and is starting to leave, when he turns to his brother and say, "Come on, A**hole, they ain't gonna believe you neither."
 
There was a baby in the Bedfordshire area whose parents were planning to call him Drew. Problem was, his last name was Peacock. :lol:

They only found out when they typed 'Drew Peacock' into Google and it 'corrected' them.
 
Agreed with D'Art. Guys with girls names and vice versa. Kelly, Hailey, Alex, Aryn[sic], and Gabriell[sic] were all guys from my elementary school.

People with annoying spellings are annoying too. Colin, Cullen, Kulan, Kolin, etc.

I feel really sorry for girls with guys names. Like George from Nancy Drew.

"I've got a date with George tonight!"

:dubious:

"Okay... don't worry, I won't tell anyone until you're ready."

"The girl George, damnit!"
 
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