Vengeance
Another Tommy
Welcome to the North Korea Information Thread.
Here I plan to show you the wonders of a great civilization far above the imperialist pig dogs of the corrupt west. Welcome to a small corner of greatness. A peak into a utopia dream world. This Thread will be frequently updated with the latest news and views in North Korea. Showing the world how great it is to live in North Korea under the wing of our great father, defender of the people, Great Leader Kim Jong-il. Amoung other great achievements Glourious Leader Kim Jong-il has written six operas in two years. The crtitics are hailing him as the next Prokofiev.
A Benevolent Leader of the People
Our glourious leader whom we look up to as the shinning light and great father was born in a log cabin at his father's guerilla base on North Korea's highest mountain, Mt Paektu, in February 1942. This was to be the greatest day in North Korea's history. The event of our glourious leaders birth was marked by a great omen, a double rainbow, and a bright star in the sky.
Our Glourious Leader Kim Jong-il is constantly striving for an even better quality of life for his children, the people. Glourious Leader Kim Jong-il has allowed me to quote him on the importance of his people for the future of the Great Prosperity of the Nation. "The people of North Korea our as important to me as my own family, in fact they are my family. North Korea is one giant family of great love and understanding. I care for my people and watch over them with a keen eye. Never will the people suffer unlike the decieved fools of the ignorant western world".
Glourious Leader Kim Jong-il - A Family Man
The Mystical Toilet Apparition Of Shiphal Nome
In the small but very happy North Korean village of Shiphal Nome, near the border with the occupied southern portion of the homeland, there was an incident that proved to the world
the glorious future of the North. A farmer by the name of Kae Sek Ki built a new outhouse on the land where the glorious forces of the North once defeated the imperialist invaders. A great communist hero gave his blood in the very spot where the new outhouse was built. One year from the day when the outhouse was built a wind blew from the south and knocked the outhouse over. It was discovered that all of the poo had fallen to the North! Clearly, even the lowly things of the world lean
to the glory of the North!
Rumor Control
Since April earlier this year there have been some problems with food supplies. Although the problem is almost non-existant now, it is important that you know why it came to be. Western politicians, puppeting their media fools claim that the blame rests on the shoulders of our Glourious Leader, Kim Jong-il. These are total lies, nothing could be further from the truth. The real truth is that America made an attempt to starve us, the people out, and it has failed. The heroic forces of the army shot down more than 20 american planes during an attempt by america to poison the crops of this seasons harvest by sparying them with hazardous chemicals. The 'inner circles' of the western world seek to undermine the prosperity of our great nation. For surely it is the greatest nation on earth and jealousy has crept into the minds of the west. The west are trying to undermine the integrity of the people, to destroy what we have worked hard for. They want to see us slaves to their capatilist gains and greed.
One of the many American planes shot done by our glourious forces.
You may hear stories of the Western world being a better place than North Korea. These are tricks to make you leave our beloved home-land. Americans torture North Korean refugees and asylum seekers. They want to take out their anger on anyone they can. Frustrated by our overwhelming superiority, the want to destroy the harmony of the North Korea Peoples Republic.
To come
Links to major authoritive works of our Glourious Leader
Traitors of the Peoples Reublic of North Korea
This thread has been approved as worthy of showing to the public. You are now permited to leave.
Humble servent to the peoples republic of North Korea, Vengeance
Here I plan to show you the wonders of a great civilization far above the imperialist pig dogs of the corrupt west. Welcome to a small corner of greatness. A peak into a utopia dream world. This Thread will be frequently updated with the latest news and views in North Korea. Showing the world how great it is to live in North Korea under the wing of our great father, defender of the people, Great Leader Kim Jong-il. Amoung other great achievements Glourious Leader Kim Jong-il has written six operas in two years. The crtitics are hailing him as the next Prokofiev.
A Benevolent Leader of the People
Our glourious leader whom we look up to as the shinning light and great father was born in a log cabin at his father's guerilla base on North Korea's highest mountain, Mt Paektu, in February 1942. This was to be the greatest day in North Korea's history. The event of our glourious leaders birth was marked by a great omen, a double rainbow, and a bright star in the sky.
Our Glourious Leader Kim Jong-il is constantly striving for an even better quality of life for his children, the people. Glourious Leader Kim Jong-il has allowed me to quote him on the importance of his people for the future of the Great Prosperity of the Nation. "The people of North Korea our as important to me as my own family, in fact they are my family. North Korea is one giant family of great love and understanding. I care for my people and watch over them with a keen eye. Never will the people suffer unlike the decieved fools of the ignorant western world".
Glourious Leader Kim Jong-il - A Family Man
The Mystical Toilet Apparition Of Shiphal Nome
In the small but very happy North Korean village of Shiphal Nome, near the border with the occupied southern portion of the homeland, there was an incident that proved to the world
the glorious future of the North. A farmer by the name of Kae Sek Ki built a new outhouse on the land where the glorious forces of the North once defeated the imperialist invaders. A great communist hero gave his blood in the very spot where the new outhouse was built. One year from the day when the outhouse was built a wind blew from the south and knocked the outhouse over. It was discovered that all of the poo had fallen to the North! Clearly, even the lowly things of the world lean
to the glory of the North!
Rumor Control
Since April earlier this year there have been some problems with food supplies. Although the problem is almost non-existant now, it is important that you know why it came to be. Western politicians, puppeting their media fools claim that the blame rests on the shoulders of our Glourious Leader, Kim Jong-il. These are total lies, nothing could be further from the truth. The real truth is that America made an attempt to starve us, the people out, and it has failed. The heroic forces of the army shot down more than 20 american planes during an attempt by america to poison the crops of this seasons harvest by sparying them with hazardous chemicals. The 'inner circles' of the western world seek to undermine the prosperity of our great nation. For surely it is the greatest nation on earth and jealousy has crept into the minds of the west. The west are trying to undermine the integrity of the people, to destroy what we have worked hard for. They want to see us slaves to their capatilist gains and greed.
One of the many American planes shot done by our glourious forces.
You may hear stories of the Western world being a better place than North Korea. These are tricks to make you leave our beloved home-land. Americans torture North Korean refugees and asylum seekers. They want to take out their anger on anyone they can. Frustrated by our overwhelming superiority, the want to destroy the harmony of the North Korea Peoples Republic.
To come
Links to major authoritive works of our Glourious Leader
Traitors of the Peoples Reublic of North Korea
This thread has been approved as worthy of showing to the public. You are now permited to leave.
Humble servent to the peoples republic of North Korea, Vengeance
Yeah, one big happy family, aye? 
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