The Rant of 50

[Chazcon]

I wouldn't go so far as to call the original poster brilliant, but I found this very amusing and highly entertaining. I literally laughed out loud as I read it. Anyone who has a problem with this is really taking him or herself much too seriously.

Nice job, I enjoyed it. And, you are 100% spot-on.

 

[bds]

Agreed

I almost wanna make a mod based off it

 

[flyingchicken]

@bds
What's stopping you? A great favor to the community, it will be.

 

[bds]

@bds
What's stopping you? A great favor to the community, it will be.

Okay then, i will. I dont think a great many people would like it, but i wanna see how the changes would effect the game.

edit: actually nah, screw it.. i dont have the time

 

[ggganz]

Here's another that was posted long ago.
You are one turn away from building Stonehenge when a voice in your head says "Stop, someone has already done it" so you find some magic way to turn all the heaps of stone you were using into gold.
Also, how can you make a unit with hammers? Okay, now we hammer on the left eye. After that we hammer on, well, the part you aren't supposed to put a hammer to.
Beaker rollover. Okay, we had more ideas about Democracy than we needed to, so lets apply those ideas to Replacable Parts.