Things in Civ3 that would make no sense in real life

You play America and everone in the world despises you.... wait that is for real. ;)
 
Originally posted by EuropeanPotato
Chicago founded: 3500 BC
In the middle of the Amazon.
 
A cataput damages the steel hulled battleship!
Workers are invincible to artillery!
Slaves in the modern age and no one cares!
 
...that people could want a REALISTIC game.

Games at most could be CONSISTENT... reality is far away from computers.

And yes... there are many unconsistent things in Civilization.
But i guess even so the game is enjoyable and please ask yourselves... will more consistance improve the fun?

Keep civilized

David
 
Originally posted by dguichar

And yes... there are many unconsistent things in Civilization.
But i guess even so the game is enjoyable and please ask yourselves... will more consistance improve the fun?

As a matter of fact, consistency will improve the fun. Civ3 is a great game, but it has some room for improvements. Some of these inconsistencies in Civ3 add to gameplay woes and could be easily modded by yourself, and/or patched up by Firaxis. Do you want to play an inconsistent game?
 
In reality, if I surrounded someone with armed men so they would stop walking through my yard, I'd be arrested for holding them against their will.
 
In the real world, I'd slap someone if they tried to give me ivory. In reality hunting whales is wrong. Unfortunately, I'm not totally liberal or animal-friendly 'cause I couldn't care one way or the other about fur (at least not beaver fur).
 
- Elephants move as fast as horses, and move faster than most foot units.

EDIT: corrected spelling
 
Originally posted by Sim_One
As a matter of fact, consistency will improve the fun. Civ3 is a great game, but it has some room for improvements. Some of these inconsistencies in Civ3 add to gameplay woes and could be easily modded by yourself, and/or patched up by Firaxis. Do you want to play an inconsistent game?
If by inconsistent you mean unpredictable, then yes, I do. Much as I loved Civs 1 and 2, I tired of them fairly quickly in part due to the predictability of the AI's. If you look through the Civ 3 forums you'll find some threads lamenting "Always At War, What To Do?" But you'll also find threads complaining "AI's Never Declare War, What To Do?" To me it appears that the AI operates with an element of unpredictability - and I like that.
 
The French Army can beat Germany WIHTOUT help from the US :lol:


sorry o all French out there, I jsut couldn't resist. You are free to make jokes about us anytime ;)
 
It seems that the French are the butt of a lot of jokes. In the "real life" comics about a month ago, they had the French in a joke and the day after the cartoonis for "real life" was saying that he'd gotten a lot of mail from French citizens and even French-speaking people.

- That there are spies are named "Gweeto" and "Guido"
- Joan is hotter than she really was in real history
- Tacticals require space flight even though they're more short-ranged
 
Zing to the French O_o

Oh, and I suppose that taking 50 years to walk across a city is a bit unrealistic. But then, a realistic game wouldn't be fun.
 
A cultrual victory in 2050 you get 'terrible', 'pathetic', a brutal conquest in the middle age then you are 'magnificent'.
 
Perfectly-shaped 21 square city radii in every city in an empire. (At least when I play, as a builder of metropolises, that's the way my cities are...) :)

AND

Having mass amounts of corruption while in democracy in modern times. (If this were true, L.A., San Francisco, and Seattle would have close to no production here in America.) :)

I am reluctant to post these because I so thoroughly enjoy this game. It feels like I am commiting Civ 3 heresy. :) It is the best game I have ever played.
 
In the real world, rather than starve, I would drive to another city if the one I lived in ran out of food. "What? McDonalds is closed? That's it, I'm going to Thebes for McNuggets!"
 
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