Three Kings Trading Depot

[Consul_Thud]

When passing through Valhalla, it is near impossible to miss a large tent and stand just outside the city gates. It is much trafficked, and appears to have a good deal of exotic goods. Walking up to the stand, as most are inclined to do solely out of curiosity, you ring the bell. Thud, who was directing incoming caravans, comes over and warmly welcomes you. He shows you this list of goods:

Fancy Whig- If you're a noble, and you don't have a fancy whig... are you really a noble? - 25g

.45 DesertWind Revolver- This revolver, specially made to fire every time, no matter how fierce the sands, can be yours for the low, low price of only 75g

Bunch of Bananas- For the filling snack-10g

Myrr- Make sure your home doesn't smell like the horses we all own- 150g

Trebuchet- For those who wish to assualt a fortress on a budget- 100g

Rampart Cannon- Immobile cannon, for defensive purposes. Excellent range, good power, 10 pound cannonballs included- 150g

Amulet, Silver- 100g

Amulet, Jeweled- These amulets, from far away, are said by some to have
special fortune-enhancing powers- 200g

Shrubbery- With a nice two level effect and a path running through the middle- 250g

Piano- The new musical work of art. Perfect for entertaining- 200g

Stylized Plate Mail- Strong plate mail, stylized so the enemy knows your important- 500g

Buggy- All those horses are nearly useless without this new buggy! Excellent for long trips in comfort, at an affordable price- 350g

Books & Papers:
Law, Ethics, and Politics, by jdjdjd- 25g
The Big Book Of Morality, by Thud- 25g
A Study of the Curious Practice of Trout-Slapping, by Arnelos- 25g
A Collection of the Works of the Greatest Composers for the Piano-Forte- 50g.

 

[Cyc]

Hey Consul_Thud. I'll take the .45, the piano (deliver it to the Palette in the Bavaria Castle), the buggy, and a bunch of bannanas, please.

 

[Octavian X]

What a fascinating collection of items....

I must have the piano, trebuchet (lauching watermelons can be fun ), the shrubbery (a path! a path!), and A Study of Curious Practices of Trout-Slapping.

Deliever all to the Augusta Palace.

 

[Consul_Thud]

Very well, Gentlemen, thank you for your business. I hope you will enjoy your purchases.

Cyc, that comes to a total of 635 gold.

Octavian, your total is 575 gold, and a request not to launch watermelons at my humble abode.

After the success of the piano, I will also be ordering piano music books to accompany it. A collection of the greatest composers will be available for 50g.

 

[Cyc]

Great, Consul_Thud. When will you be delivering the Piano to the Bavaria Castle? I need to prepare my help for the delivery.

 

[Consul_Thud]

You may inform your servants to expect delivery tomarrow morning, milord.

 

[Cyc]

Thank you, Thud. And they're staff actually, not servants.

 

[Shabbaman]

You are selling shrubberies? Outrageous! Preposterous! Thou shalled be called: Consul_Thud, the shubberer.

Please deliver the rampart cannon at Castle Anthrax asap, my good man!

 

[Shabbaman]

BTW, it seems that you neglected to register your shop.

 

[Cyc]

Hey Thud. My piano has still not been delivered. Payment will be with held until delivery takes place.

I am guessing the reason for no delivery is because you have not registered your Private Business offically. In case you need to study up on the rules for the initial operations of getting a Private Business started, I am including a link here to the RPG Rules

This should help you get up and running so that I can get my goods. Sound good to you?

 

[Zarn]

2 revolvers, please. With my Jedi abilities, I could convert them into blasters. This combined with my dual lightsabers and my blaster rifle makes me a pretty dangerous Fanatikan. This is not to mention my ability to electracute people at will, jump three stories into the air, feel any disturbances in the Force, and play mind tricks on people. I do have to work on spelling and grammar, though.

 

[jdd2007]

il have some bananas please and a revolver

thud, have you checked your PM box lately?

 

[Shabbaman]

Hey Thud the Shrubber, I'm still waiting for my cannon!

 

[Cyc]

I'm thinking the Thud in Consul_Thud was him hitting the floor. It's possible he's out cold (or worse) behind the counter. Maybe someone should go look.

 

[Shabbaman]

I'll send my servant Zoot to look for him. It is rumored that he lingers in the NES section.