U.N. finally acts!

[napoleon526]

http://www.theonion.com/onion3903/un_orders_wonka.html

At long last, the United Nations are standing up to this dangerous tyrant.

 

[hbdragon88]

In this a joke?

I have a sense of humor, but this seems to be so dry and so corase that to eat it would be choking myself. Yes, I'm really afraid that Willy Wonky might take over the world and that the UN has to impose inspections on them to make sure they won't take over the world...

 

[philippe]

dwarves...... weeman......
lol the chocolatefactory....
Roald Dahl

 

[Zarn]

He wasn't on my Axis of Evil list. Let me check it, again.

*Zarn checks his list*

Axis of Evil
Iraq
Iran
North Korea
Canada
H. Clinton
K.K.K.
M. Jackson
W. Wonka <------------------- Oh, he is here.
The Green Goblin
Darth Sidious
R. Simmons
Boy Bands
Lawyers (at request of Matrix)

My mistake

 

[napoleon526]

In this a joke?

Well, it is in the Humor and Jokes forum!

 

[Zwelgje]

Well, so is this post and this post isn't funny....

 

[Matrix]

Zarn, please add lawyers and France to your list.

 

[Zcylen]

Zarn, where in the heck is Simon Darkshade???

 

[hbdragon88]

I found this thread through the "hot topics" part and didn't see the fact that it came through the "humor & jokes"

I assumed that it came from the main OT.

 

[Zarn]

Originally posted by Zcylen
Zarn, where in the heck is Simon Darkshade???

It would be wrong to put him in the same list as boy bands and R. Simmons. So he is on my extreme axis of evil list. I'll add lawyers, but not France.

 

[joespaniel]

Originally posted by Zarn

It would be wrong to put him in the same list as boy bands and R. Simmons. So he is on my extreme axis of evil list. I'll add lawyers, but not France.

I think all 3 should be on that list.

 

[napoleon526]

Yikes! Joespaniel has revealed his true identity!

 

[Michael York]

I'll agree with you Zarn. We must conquer Canada! If all else fails, blame Canada. (But we have to spare the power trio Rush)

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by hbdragon88
Is this a joke?.....
I found this thread through the "hot topics" part and didn't see the fact that it came through the "humor & jokes"
I assumed that it came from the main OT.

You are seriously worrying me hbdragon88.

 

[hbdragon88]

Please, PM me and tell me your suspicions.

It would also be much more clear if you "..." spliced quotes.

 

[Dell19]

"manufacture confections of mass deliciousness. "