Uncyclopedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica entries on CIV

The sad thing is Uncyclopedia and ED are actually excellent as they allow people who aren't funny and have no talent for comedy whatsoever from embarassing themselves in public. Occasionally you find something genuinely funny, but that's exceptionally rare.
 
Man... maybe my sense of humor is really strange, or my English is not working right, but Uncyc, some of them, if not many, are funny to me...
I put it here because Uncyc description of BtS are particulary absurd compare to the rest, which is just unfunny...

Civilization IV: Beyond The Sword, in this expansion you can start out with Civilizations already using Gunpowder units, or use your resources to get yourself elected Pope and start a few Crusades for the money, power, and culture points. Of course if you do that, 800 years later, the Muslims will wage a Jihad on you after they use their massive oil wells to gain enough money and resources to do some recruiting for suicide bombers, which is a new unit unlocked in this expansion. Also unlocked is the Mirrored Shades CIA Agent (Deals damage to foreign nations and units), Rambo (New military unit, can take out a whole stack of units with a bow and arrow or machine gun), Religious Fanatics (Control your Congress), the Christian Fundamentalist (Takes over your nation's leadership roles), the Secular Humanist (which will take control of the ACLU and sue your nation for gold), Radical Cleric (Will declare a Jihad on you, and make Suicide Bombers attack you), Radical Islamic Scholars (Will raise money with fake Islamic Charities to build terrorist networks in league with Radical Clerics and Suicide Bombers), and the Tom Cruise unit that will spread Scientology in your nation.
What??? Not just unfunny, but makes no sense to me at all! Shouldn't they just play with HRE, Poland, Corps, AP (mentioned, but poorly), etc. instead?
My point is, I believe that we can make our own version to joke ourself. Maybe not necessary to edit those craps, but rather put our writing here in this thread instead.
How about bastardizing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilization_IV instead? But of course, not put it back in Wikipedia, or Jimbo Wales will surely come to sue us!!
 
I'm really mad, I know, but I find ED extremely funny, although it can be too much sometimes. I enjoyed the article about jews and money linking from the one you posted.
 
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