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dwaxe

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"Smoking cheese gives you the powers of Jesus, Chuck Norris, and Optimus Prime combined"
 
Most of it is awful, probably because most of the internet lacks a good sense of humor.
 
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Fascism

Old School Fascists

* Would assault political enemies, sometimes forcibly feeding them castor oil to symbolically "purge" the opposition and to humiliate the individual in question.
* Imprisoned and tortured those who disagreed with fascist doctrine.
* Continously invaded Ethiopia, Libya, Albania and Greece.
* Made deals with the Nazis, plotting to conquer the world.
* Co-erced and controlled business's and unions alike.
* Ruthlessly censored all forms of the media.
* Rebuilt whole societies on a foundation of fear and intimidation.

New School

* Yell at you for not flushing the toilet when you're finished.
* Expect two form's of ID, at least one of which bearing a picture.
* Fire you from work for browsing Porno and/or Uncyclopedia all day.
* Put you on hold, then have the nerve to say that your call is important.
* Shush you at the movies.
* Hassle you when you take your time ordering at McDonald's.
* Give you a parking ticket.
* Are even slightly to your right politically, (Note that those to your political left are always Communists).
* Don't even listen to your side of the story.
 
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